review of "jennifer's body" starring the one and only megan fox...

um so its a stupid movie, she was a sacrificial virgin who wasnt a virgin so she became posessed by a human eating demon. she has to eat men to survive, kinda bloody but dumb.

however, you almost see some titties. she talks dirty like "you gave me a wetty" ( i gotta say i learned some new dirty quotes), and she's in a scene making out with a girl feeling her up wearing boy shorts. megan fox is fucking amazingly hot, but horrible roll. if you want to see her body for $8, go for it!

 

thanks, I may watch this movie to see her body.

 

id do it again, theres this one scene where she unzips her hoody, i swear you can see a tit, them boobies look sooo damn perfect. i wana motorboat them babies!

 

what other quotes did you get from the movie?

 

she calls guys and girls that she wants "salty". and she said she wasn't a "virgin in the rear" or "rear virgin" since her old bf or something like that

 

ill buy the bootleg for 5 bucks.i hope the movie bombs cuz she is such an ungreatful ****.she bashes tranformers(directors) all the time and thats what made her famous.id fuck her but fuck her

 

i keep hearing this but i cant find her saying anything negative about transformers.

i hate her and will boycott the hell out of this movie. i hate it when people become movie stars just cause they are hot and have no talent. megan fox, jessica alba, etc... Its more common with girls but it happens with guys too. Collin Ferrel cant act for shit and hes a dick but somehow he keeps getting movies. people like that need to be models, not actors

 

oh yeah, and if a girl ever told me i gave her a "wettie" i would fucking fall on the floor laughing. not a damn thing sexy about that

 

Well said ND. I dislike Megan Fox as well.

 

I would rather see Kate Beckinsale in the Arctic.

 

i'm getting really tired of hollyweird pushing shitty movie after shitty movie with no plot or dialog. this whole movie is based around one girl being hot. thats it. only about 1 in 10 is worth going to see nowadays. if that.

 

I fucking hate toe thumbs mcFox!!! Maybe if she showed some titties, and didn't have toe thumbs I would watch it. :nonod:

 

my wife always buys those stupid rag mags like people and us. she is always bashing the director and shit. she refers to men as boys like we arent worthy and she is above us. not for nothing when she hits 35 and is old and is a washed up hooker ill still fuck her..lol she is a ****.