30 and younger thread

Not super serious but you are an exception. Cause most dont

 

You should be making me some bacon

haha

I can kind of agree, but in a sense that some women make things like clothes/jewelry/shopping/spending money their hobby. I also think some make being a bitch their hobbies

I don't like jewelry or shopping that much. But I don't get how people can spend so much money on that stuff. I can think of a lot better things to spend money on than a $10,000 ring. Heck, buy me a ring pop and I'll be good haha

 

Getting

 

Sizzling

 

Tried to get the stripper I met the other night to come out but I think she is working haha

You still not drinking?

 

pcked upthe black butte anniversary ale xiii or w/e. havent opened it yet. hmm

 

whyd are you goin dry mate

 

Lol I broke out of my shell at the beer bar and was talking to a chick and she ended up being a stripper.
Figured semi decent looking chick at craft beer bar worth talking too and got to talking and I asked her what she did and she said I'm in stripper haha got her number because what man wouldn't

 

Fix your shit Timmy, I'm expecting a face time when I get my pliny and we're gonna pour a glass at the same time because no homo

 

Lol it's worth a shot, it's something to break the dry spell


How much longer you got on the meds?

 

Timmy what meds are you taking I missed something

 

Trust me I'm Tryin lol this chick is an interesting cookie

That's is a damn good movie, sadly I would probably postpone poone to watch it

 

Bitches be bitches

 

Waaaaa you skipped poon time and went straight to django..

Just saw it for the first time 2 weeks ago anyways. Eh 3.7/5

 

Bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks.


Tell her you wanna teach her about the laws of thermodynamics with your dick. Bitches love science

 

They sure do love science. Showed the bae the sediment deposits between igneous peat and metamorphic shiest. Instant wet.

 

You should stop using that word

Hahahahaha teach her science!!

 

bae, you know I always finish all my bacon

 

Just dont think shopping is a hobby. I like buying stuff too but its not a hobby.
But agree being a bitch is a main one

 

Just trolled the bar for the last hour by playing cher, Celine dion and nickelback the bartender changed the music on the 3rd nickelback song in a row successful night if I'd say so