Quote of the Day

"In the midst of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer." - Albert Camus

 

"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies." - Woody Allen

 

"May the good Lord take a liking to you, but not too soon." - Old Irish Prayer

 

"I can't die. It would ruin my image." - Jack La Lanne

 

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound. Rebuild those plans and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

 

I want peace and quiet. I want it so much, I would die for it. - Michael Collins

 

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization. – George Carlin

 

Girl's got balls, they are a little higher up. - Unknown

 

"First they ignore you,
Then they laugh at you,
Then they fight you,
Then you win."

- Mahatma Gandhi

 

"no matter how good she looks. some1, somewhere is sick of her sh*#"

 

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw
Eat Steak

 

The more flesh you show, the further up the ladder you go. - Kim Basinger

 

"Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value." Albert Einstein

 

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
- Winston Churchill

 

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. - Ronald Reagan

 

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain

 

"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

 

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams

 

Ew - is that what I have to look forward too?