Anyone opened their door into yours, while you're in your car?

Not since I graduated from clunkers! I never park in tight spots. It helps to have a placard, too!

 

It happened to me on campus a couple weeks ago by a pretty attractive girl, (driving a red Audi) she felt so bad and the face she made was priceless.

 

Never really happened to me because I tend to park really far away where there are barely any other cars. (This is partly because I'm shit at parking )

 

I park as far away from my dormitory as possible, by the highway. It's a long walk but it keeps me protected and I could use the exercise anyway.

 

Sliders ftw

 

Only once so far, and I remember their face changed when they thought they hit an empty car with the door, kept on like it never happened, and I unfolded my big ass from the seat and said "Excuse me.."

 

Not with this truck, yet. It has happened before and she just walked away oblivious. She did end up needing a new tail light.

 

It's happened to me before, but their door hit sliders. Caused it to dented their door. It was very satisfying to experience, everyone should try it.

 

Sliders x2

 

These responses are funny

 

Yes, a kid (8ish) opened up on me while waiting in parking lot. Assuming he didn't know any better I just stared at the mom in disgust. She knew what he did. She clammed up. I shrugged my shoulders like "why"? She said I'm sorry , gathered her son and took out like a rocket. I had to laugh that off.
I teach my girls not to sling the door open and to pay attention to what they are doing. Plus I generally park way out. Walking is good for ya

 

Do shopping carts count?

 

It's Bob!! He lives!!

I try to park in east-bum-phart... but when I can't, I'm never lucky enough to see it happen. I just see the aftermath.

Only a couple spots - scraped up the paint pretty bad requiring touch up.

 

ftmfw!

 

Works for me

 

Must have been me, I see it now, just deleted my post

 

This is why you do the asshole parking trick. No more door dings, but you are likely to get keyed.