GraveYard Shift BS

What is it with us and our games? Around here, the biggest hit is the "trivia Crack" app. Can't walk into any break room without getting into a middle of one of these tournaments.

FWIW, I suck at the sports catagory.

KO

 

The ART category is killing me.

 

That's hilarious! Should be added to TW!

 

What's up ya'll?

 

Nothing much! Sitting at home running my post count up. Thinking about time for some food

 

I scored another slow shift ... got everything organized for tomorrow night's mission. The other guy will plan it Sat night/Sun Morning. I'm off for another 3 nights after this shift. This has been such a nice holiday break ... working 5 shifts straight next week is gonna be a shock to my system.

 

Got back from a poker night with a guy I know and some of his friends. Now I cleaned the revolver for the first time after breaking it in this morning.

Might take it into a gun shop and have them look at the muzzle, it's not exactly round or maybe they're just burrs. Maybe it's normal? It was shooting about 4-6" to the right at 30 yards with pretty good precision though it could be me. I just thought a muzzle would be perfectly round.

I think so!

Now time to fly some spaceships.

 

Morning yall.

 

Howdie ...

Got bored and did a draft load plan for tomorrow night.

 

Is it a polygonal barrel? Does it have corners on the crown?

 

In other news, just got to work and about to have to climb in the ceiling (50-60ft) and install new 4" water lines where the scuba lift won't reach. This should be fun. If I die, bury me in my taco.

 

Crickets

 

Im in

 

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Mornin' all.

Yes and not sure what you mean by corners on the crown.

 

Once two ladies came before King Solomon, fighting over a boy. “He’s my son-in law” one said “No he’s mine” countered the other. After thinking for a few minutes the King finally decided on a ruling. “Bring me my sword and we will cut the boy in half, they will each get half.” “No” the first lady screamed “don’t cut him in half I would rather the second lady get the whole son-in-law.” Ah Hah said King Solomon with a big smile I now know who is the real mother-in-law. For a only the real mother-in-law would stand quietly while her son-in-law gets cut in half.”

 

John walks into his 5th floor apartment after a long day of work, he exhaustively sinks into his favorite arm chair, puts up his footrest, turns on the TV, and turns to his wife Hannah, “Honey, please get me a hard drink, I think it’s about to start.”
Hannah rolls her eyes, heads to the kitchen, takes out a beer from the fridge, and brings it to John.
“Honey”, said John, two minutes later, “please get me another one quickly before it starts.”
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING!” Hannah exclaimed, “DO YOU THINK I’M YOUR PERSONAL WAITER!? YOU PLOP YOURSELF DOWN ON YOUR EASY CHAIR AND EXPECT ME TO BE ON YOUR BECK AND CALL!? IS THAT ALL I’M GOOD FOR!?
John sighs, and mutters under his breath, “it started….”

 

This one is the best

A wife was sitting peacefully in her cozy armchair sewing her husband’s socks. Her husband came in to the room and glanced at what she was doing, and started badgering, “HONEY be more careful! PLEASE WATCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING! You don’t wan’t to poke YOUR finger! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! Don’t look up when YOUR’E SEWING! There you go now slow and steady, nice even stitches.
The wife puts down the needle and thread, looks up at her husband, and says, “What the hell is wrong with you? Do you know how many times I’ve sewn socks before?!
“EXACTLY THE POINT I WAS TRYING TO GET AT”, hollered the husband, “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE DRIVEN A CAR BEFORE!?

 

Yo.
Sitting here at a broken machine.

 

At least you are busy, right?