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So far today work sucks.

 

um... if he brings crisco just to "take care of a computer" somethin wouldnt be right... i'd be worried for him bc theres only so many uses for crisco and fixin a computer doesnt involve it

 

I'm going to be replacing 8 windows in my house in a couple weeks once they come in..... Probably gonna be a bitch to do it, but at least I won't be raped as hard heating the house next winter....

 

I actually saved some old hard drives to, ahhhh, "fix" with my father in law's .270...... A monitor would be more fun I think.

 

I found a site that sold iron oxide and aluminum powders (separately and combined I think) along with magnesium ribbon, but I have a feeling I'd pop up on a few "watch lists" if I ordered it.

That, and I can't remember it for the life of me.....

 

3 1/2 hours to produce 12 samples that should have taken me 30 minutes because the idiot who made the tool I needed out of 1/4" material instead of the 1/2" I had asked for.

The real kicker is that we sent the guy the stock for the tool but he did us the "favor" of cutting it out of plexi he had lying around the shop.

 

Thermite kicks some serious ASS!

 

I prefer Helman's over Miracle Whip

 

I just farted, my pants are now wet...

 

Today we finished the survey of my boat. There are only a couple of minor suggested changes and the surveyer says that she is in better condition than most boats 1/4 her age. Slow Dance is 35 this year

 

if it aint duke's......it aint for me!!! i cant eat a nasty ass salad dressing on a sandwich.

 

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hell yeah! Dukes is the only mayonnaise worth eating