Colorado B.S. Thread

That's a nice looking axe. Is that a whetstone with it?

 

Probably much I DON"T want to know about.

 

its a lame sharpening stone that will probably never get used, i use DMT stones and a spyderco ceramic to finish things off. Ill probably throw it in the tool box for just in case moments but the coolest thing is the fire starter ferro rod that is inside the handle!!

 

I just pack a flame thrower in my truck.

 

i keep a lighter in the truck, pictures of said flame thrower or it didnt happen gramps

 

Touche.

 

Firestarter???
In the truck???

I thought that's what rotopax were for.

 

Fritos and a lighter ftw.

 

Similar to this vv and you do not want to see a pic of my ass.

 

Possibly once said Rotopax is acquired.

 

Sigh....

I'll spell it out for you Gramps.

Rotopax... to carry gas... to start fires with...

A long time ago, and I'm not proud of this, I dipped some newspaper in the gas tank of my motorcycle and used the spark plug to light it on fire so I could light a cigarette.

 

I've used a welder to light cigarettes. I was proud of it.

 

I use welders and grinders to light myself on fire. " Mexican jumping bean" One of the scariest shit ever. Smelling smoke then lifting your hood to see yourself on fire.

 

Said jumping bean >

 

Races

 

I was welding on a muffler under a car once and I didn't have any kind of leather jacket, so I used one of those moving blankets to keep the sparks off of me.....turns out they are very very easy to light on fire. Had to abandon that effort and just let the sparks rain down on me.

 

See what you started Phil?


You know what they say.....

If you start a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.

But if you start a man ON fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

lol yup

should have just jumped off the stratosphere.

 

^^^^ O shit when Sean said Dev's. I really thought there was a Dev's..... But I don't drink. anyways