Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I'm looking for the "tools you need in the truck" thread. Can't seem to find it.

Edit: Found it
http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/2n...ete-list-sockets-wrenches-2nd-gen-tacoma.html

 

Lmao!! I told a fat guy that he was able to do a skim board. Looked like that video

 

Could've been worse

 

I do.

 

lulz

 

Add the Superbowl to the list, this is available to you at your local HEB.

 

I see those, I was going to buy one but I didn't know what was in it

 

Guy at work said he's in some jeep club and invited me to goto BVORR this Sunday. Said they're having a wheeling meet out there. Not sure if should go troll with jeeps...

 

You mean you don't want to embarrass yourself?

 

Irrelevant, you wanna wheel or not, only question that matters.

 

Says the guy who couldn't follow Becky up a certain ledge at gilmer with lockers while hers weren't even engaged...

 

My Texas history professor pulled that Shit and had the balls to tell us that it was mandated from on high and that he in no way benefited from the policy.... I figured history hang changed so I bought an old one and did fine in the class. Couple weeks later, I looked at the kid beside me's book... . Low and behold the fucking professor was listed as a contributing author and editor.

 

Where might those be?

 

I'm not sure what's in it, it felt like non perishable items when I picked it up. *shrug*

 

I do not miss my college history classes because of this. And it was just a ream of paper with a cover sheet.

Gilmer & MOAB

Mac & cheese for the win.

 

Geez. I had a professor that created her own book and lab manual...It was twelve bucks for both, she was my favorite.

 

A couple semesters back I had a professor xerox us the book he wrote, cause he was tired of people not having a book.

 

Good man.

 

Yeah he got fired lol

 

We haven't had a dick off in a while