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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by JDMcQ, Jul 26, 2009.

  1. Sep 29, 2009 at 8:56 AM
    JDMcQ

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    This should be interesting...
     
  2. Sep 29, 2009 at 8:56 AM
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    Wonk.
     
  3. Sep 29, 2009 at 8:57 AM
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    You know.
     
  4. Sep 29, 2009 at 8:57 AM
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    Sex? :eek:
     
  5. Sep 29, 2009 at 8:57 AM
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    I.... have no response.

    I gotta hear this.
     
  6. Sep 29, 2009 at 8:58 AM
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    Well...The other night, Julie came in from shopping, and I puffed my chest out, and said in a very firm tone...."WOMAN! Get in that KITCHEN, and make me A SAMMICH!"......She didnt talk to me all night.
     
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    That is not what I said! Don't you ever listen to me! God, it's like that time with your WONK WONK WONK WONK. Wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk.

    WONK!
     
  8. Sep 29, 2009 at 8:59 AM
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    You must be getting tips from Michael.
     
  9. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:00 AM
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    I see. Cindy keeps saying "I don't know why I talk to you" But she never stops talking. :confused:
     
  10. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:00 AM
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    Actually, I was testing the waters, for him.......it didnt work.
     
  11. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:01 AM
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    Julie asked me the other night "Why dont you remember anything I tell you?"....And I said "Why dont you ever talk about trucks, guns, engines, or women?"
     
  12. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:02 AM
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    You do realize that the entire reason that I won't make a sammich for him is because he asked me like that, right?

    MEN.
     
  13. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:02 AM
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    No sex that night, huh?
     
  14. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:03 AM
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    :confused:
     
  15. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:03 AM
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    Actually....Yes. :confused: I was prepared for nothing though.
     
  16. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:03 AM
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    Cindy said "How do you not remember that? I just said it last night" I replied, "You say so much, I cannot possibly be expected to retain it."

    no sex that night.
     
  17. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:06 AM
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    I have learned that certain rewards get certain amounts of Teh Lovinz....

    For example. Flowers = Sex. The regular kind.

    A night out = Sex, with some benafits. (not going into detail, as well....Im not)

    Dooney & Bourk Purse = Super Sex

    A Prada Purse + night out + flowers = Super Turbo Sex.

    Telling her to "Get in the kitchen and Make you a Sammich = Locked out of house
     
  18. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:08 AM
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    More proof that we all pay for sex in one way or another.
     
  19. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:09 AM
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    Welp......Looks like Im gonna head to the AllTel store with my phone....Find the dipshit that sold it to me, and kick him in the balls.
     
  20. Sep 29, 2009 at 9:09 AM
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    You break another one? I can text you to test it!
     

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