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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Hotdog, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. May 22, 2008 at 7:34 AM
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    mjp2

    mjp2 Living vicariously through myself Moderator

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    The teacher asks the class to correctly use the word "Definitely" in a sentence.

    Little Bobby raises his hand and says "Leaves are definitely green."

    The teacher says "Well, that's not necessarily true. Leaves can be yellow, or red, or brown. Anybody else?"

    Little Julie raises her hand and says "The sky is definitely blue."

    The teacher says "That's not always true either. The sky can be orange, or purple, or even black. Can anybody correctly use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

    Little Johnny raises his hand and, when the teacher reluctantly calls on him, says "Are farts lumpy?"

    The teacher is clearly disgusted by his question and says "Lord no!"

    So Little Johnny says "Then I definitely shit my pants."
     
  2. May 22, 2008 at 7:48 AM
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    Roland

    Roland My other ride has sails

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    Daisy makes Mayonnaise?
     
  3. May 22, 2008 at 7:59 AM
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    Hotdog

    Hotdog [OP] My hair is all natural Moderator

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    hmmmm, I'm trying to decide if I should be turned on or grossed out. And when I do decide, will I be brave enough to tell the truth.
     
  4. May 22, 2008 at 2:53 PM
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    Toy4Life 668: The Neighbor of the Beast

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    I have 2 different colored eyes.
     
  5. May 22, 2008 at 2:58 PM
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    not much
    can i watch?
     
  6. May 22, 2008 at 3:05 PM
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    Toy4Life 668: The Neighbor of the Beast

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    I have 2 hazel eyes and 1 brown eye.




    WINK*WINK
     
  7. May 22, 2008 at 3:10 PM
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    missileman125fw

    missileman125fw Well-Known Member

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    HA!
     
  8. May 22, 2008 at 5:57 PM
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    07tacoark Still kickin like a chicken!

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    uhhhh! wtf! :eek: :puke:

    so much for eatin supper right now :laugh:
     
  9. May 22, 2008 at 5:58 PM
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    Toy4Life

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    Glad I could make your day!:D
     
  10. May 22, 2008 at 7:18 PM
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  11. May 22, 2008 at 7:24 PM
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    Charli Stealer of Souls

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    Oh. My. God. ^ That was two minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
     
  12. May 22, 2008 at 8:19 PM
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    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Enforcer

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    getting there....


    yeah???? well.....i have 3 knees....a right knee, left knee and a wee knee.........get it??? hahaha:D
     
  13. May 22, 2008 at 8:55 PM
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    07tacoark

    07tacoark Still kickin like a chicken!

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    i got to massage the rapper 50 cent today... and that asshole didnt even tip me... wtf?? i hate cheap people and ones that expect shit for free, hell i only get 40% commission on sales plus tips... but its all good... ill be makin that $$ soon enough :D

    and whats sad is his assistant's gf has gotten a massage from me twice now & tipped $20 everytime, even brought her grandma in and got tipped 40 that day... celebrities need electroshock therapy :devil:
     
  14. May 22, 2008 at 8:59 PM
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    at least you didn't have to massage R Kelly. mighta pissed on ya.
    :puke:
     
  15. May 22, 2008 at 9:04 PM
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    07tacoark

    07tacoark Still kickin like a chicken!

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    if that was the case id make that ass hurt before he left my table and he wouldnt recover for quite some time... and id get his room number and leave a nice present outside his door :devil: and id sue the shit outta his ass for sure
     
  16. May 23, 2008 at 7:23 AM
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    mjp2

    mjp2 Living vicariously through myself Moderator

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    "Irony is the opposite of wrinkly"

    That had me laughing for a good 10 minutes this morning. :D
     
  17. May 23, 2008 at 7:42 AM
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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    wow, you got to massage fitty today? did he wear his bullet proof vest the whole time? what a douche bag, i hate rappers. so are you gettin that bling bling exec job you were talking about a while ago or did you find a better way to make $$$? you could always start up a nudy website and charge a buttload for a membership. of course, TW members should have free access....
     
  18. May 23, 2008 at 8:01 AM
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    07tacoark

    07tacoark Still kickin like a chicken!

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    there would never be free access for anyone if i did that... then i wouldnt make any money... and no bullet proof vest... and no bling bling exec job, just a new job workin for one of the major casinos here in the spa as a massage therapist. so im sure i'll have more cheap ass celebs comin in
     
  19. May 23, 2008 at 8:06 AM
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    mjp2

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    So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
     
  20. May 23, 2008 at 8:10 AM
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    :rant: I've been informed that my boat is NOT going in the water in time for the weekend beacuse the boat in front of mine isn't ready to be moved yet. :mad: This dickweed hasn't even started yet. :frusty: He showed up last weekend with a ladder and left again within 15 minutes because there were a few rain drops. I can't post language strong enough here to explain the full extent of my anger at being denied the use of my boat on what's going to be a beautiful holiday weekend. :violent:
     

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