Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I'm going fo sho. You guys going?

 

I was thinking TORR. The one you and Johnathan drove through. And you did it without a snorkel.

That was also the same day where Mike was "stuck". But he really wanted my buddy in the Subaru to try to pull him out so he could lock the rear wheels and go in reverse.

 

I know. And not enough asains. I mean stoners

 

Think I'm the only asian that has ever been there. If they weren't
admiring my truck. Think they would have tried to start shit with me lol

 

Last time I went to DSO, the girl up front asked what I drive. I said a "taco"

"What?"

"A tacoma"

"Wha?"

"A Toyota Tacoma..."

"What?"

"ಠ_ಠ"

Unless it's a Cheby, Ferd or razr, they haven't heard of it.

 

Yeah tacos impress everybody. At least mine does..

 

You have to speak redneck. It's a chevy tacoma!

 

I love how when I went there a guy just hydrolocked his razr out back. And he just got it back from the shop. He was talking on giving it to me and my buddy that helped tow it out. Not sure if srs.

 

So I'd there going to be a wheeling trip some time soon?

 

Damn touch screens. I meant... is there gonna be a trip soon

 

I'm sure he ain't srs. cause most of them still owe on the damn thing

 

84 month financing...

EIGHTY FOUR MONTH FINANCING...

Honestly I can't believe that they offer that...and currently it makes up ~17% of all new car loans.

While shopping for another truck in the last couple months I found out there is 97 month financing loan available.

'Murika!

No. Mud sucks.

And unicorns...lots and lots of unicorns...

If I step in that place a rope goes over a tree limb...

You have to say "One dem deeerrr ryyyyccceeeee burners"

 

Nathan and Phil

Just put in my time off request and scheduling can't make June 1st work. So I'm going to shift it to the left.

Now it'll have to be May 23rd - May 31st for me. Plus leaving on the Saturday shouldn't be an issue for those that have a normal job...

I'm not worried about getting there early, as a lot of people get there before the weekend anyways.

 

If I step in that place a rope goes over a tree limb...

So that's why that rope was in a secluded area.

 

Wait where and when

 

MOAB!!!

 

There is that rope under the bridge. Some people use it as a rope swing. But you have to be on top of a truck to even get a hand on it

 

He ain't ready for moab

 

Gold digger is ready for moab

 

I can't wait for the photo album of "states my truck caught fire in".