Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I'm Mexican...we are hairy, this is not a secret, lol.

 

arizona
gotta preform a wedding ceremony

 

Damn right! I dated a Mexican chick that had a hairy lower back! she wouldnt even get it waxed. So i left

 

Perform? Like sing and dance?

 

Lmao, the tradition goes like this:
Before quinceanera: 'Miha, you are beautiful the way you are and going to have your quinceanera and traditional blah marriage blah'.
Day one after quinceanera: So, miiiiihaaaa, when are you getting waxed again, blah blah no one will marry you blah.
Mexi-moms tell you what's up.

 

that sounds exactly right!

 

I thnk that's when they turn 15 right? Kind of a messed up thing to say to a 15 year old girl

 

*crosses fingers* please say it's an Elven wedding.

 

no no, im a minister, so i have to do the 'blah blah you may kiss the bride shit'

i wish.

 

Oh yea, that right!

 

Lmao! Don't forget the whole you have to lose weight now that you're 15

 

If this is true then i wish i would have seen this 2 1/2 years ago so you could have said that exact line at my wedding. I would have paid royaly for it, but it would have been worth it.

 

Why not renew your vows?

 

lol, it would work, there are basically no legal words you "have" to say at a wedding.. so long as you pay for the certificate and get it signed..

 

Yes!! In the delivery room while she is giving birth!

 

1. I hate being around large groups of people, so the wedding was enough for me
2. We only got married 2 1/2 years ago so that would be pretty quick
3. We are only 27 & 26 so its not like we are trying to re-up at the end
4. For all reasons above she would know that if I evened mentioned it she would sense some sort of scheme in the works by me. Im pretty crafty but in the 5 years we have been together this woman can smell out my schemes like a police trained German Shepherd sniffs out illegals and drugs.

 

Lol. This would go nicely with the "push it" by salt n Peppa that she wanted me to sing while she is delivering. I responded with " no problem just remembered that you asked me to and don't punch me in the face when i do"

 

yea.. i dont wanna be there for that.

 

You must not be as crafty as you think. It could be the smirk you have on your face while thinking of something crafty

 

Didn't push it real good get her pregnant in the fi d do place? Lol