Dealer-sponsored Speculation Watch, Wisconsin Edition

Telling this story from the real beginning, I created a Google alert for any new posted articles about the 2016 Tacoma. Once a day (at lunchtime, good Google), I get an email with all the new stories. Gotta know gotta know, right?

Hey, OCD can be useful sometimes.

Today, Google provides me one story. Hesser Toyota-Scion in Janesville Wisconsin has ALREADY created a web page that will allow interested buyers to ask questions, schedule test drives, apply for financing, or even "Reserve Low E-Price."

http://www.hessertoyota.com/clp-201...m_medium=press_release&utm_campaign=2015jan28

You think we're bad with all our speculation, rumor-mongering, and all-around desperation for information? They're feeding cookies to diabetics, for cryin' out loud!

At least they're honest. They don't have any on hand.

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Taken from their website:

"With more strength, intelligence and performance capabilities than ever before, the Tacoma will be starting a new generation of pickup trucks drivers can be thrilled about."

Intelligence? Who writes this crap?

 

I saw that earlier today. I have family in WI. I should ask them to call and "badger" (see what I did there) that place about it on a daily basis on when the 2016's will be in.

 

It's a smart truck. Drives for you. Set the cruise control and take a nap!

Bad Airman!!

 

When I am in WI, I do not see many Toyota trucks on the road. Mostly Fords and Chevy's with massive rust issues (salt on the roads during the winter).