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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by skiergd011013, Feb 6, 2015.

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  1. Feb 8, 2015 at 9:15 PM
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    o0oSHADOWo0o

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    o0oSHADOWo0o Just lurking in the darkness

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  2. Feb 9, 2015 at 9:58 AM
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    skiergd011013

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    The guy in the video is what most of the world probably thinks of americans.
     
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  3. Feb 9, 2015 at 3:02 PM
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    o0oSHADOWo0o

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    o0oSHADOWo0o Just lurking in the darkness

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    "Guy in the video" ??? :confused: You must be under 30 if you don't know who this guy is. :rolleyes:
     
    o0oSHADOWo0o, Feb 9, 2015
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  4. Feb 9, 2015 at 6:04 PM
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    90YotaPU The Messiah

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    Lol. I feel bad for anyone who doesn't know the guy in the video.
     
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  5. Feb 9, 2015 at 6:06 PM
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    OZ-T I hate my neighbour

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    Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour ?
     
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  6. Feb 9, 2015 at 6:07 PM
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    OZ-T

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    OZ-T I hate my neighbour

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    I liked Neighbors the best
     
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  7. Feb 9, 2015 at 6:22 PM
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    I liked when he was singing like Joe Cocker when Joe Cocker was the musical guest on the show. :D
     
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  8. Feb 10, 2015 at 1:52 AM
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    Darryle It is just a truck

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    Harder than $10 worth of jawbreakers?

    Ain't got the sense God gave a head of cabbage.

    Your momma must be a rose, cause your a blooming idiot.
     
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  9. Feb 10, 2015 at 2:58 AM
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    It's not new, it's not Mexico
    That fellers got an alligator's mouth & a hummingbird's ass!

    I want that to shine like a diamond in a goat's ass!
     
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  10. Feb 10, 2015 at 8:20 AM
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    Darth_Yota I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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    My old boss, and flight instructor, used to say if the plane we were flying was performing well "she's climbing like a homesick angel."

    Another couple he used to say about girls were, "for every ten that won't, there's ten that will"
    And "as far as good girls go, she went."

    Another guy who worked at the airfield would say "your a**hole must get jealous of all the crap your mouth is spewing."
     
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  11. Feb 10, 2015 at 8:20 AM
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    yes I am under 30
     
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  12. Feb 10, 2015 at 12:33 PM
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    TomTwo I love God but I cuss a little

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    When I was in High School I worked part time with a Cabinet maker who also preached on Sunday. He smashed his finger one day and told me " that hurt enough to make a preacher kick out a stained glass window"
     
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  13. Feb 10, 2015 at 1:01 PM
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    "If that boy could walk and shit at the same time, the shit would pile up in front of him"

    "Hard as a Whores Heart"

    "So hungry I could eat a mule dick fried in coal tar"
     
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  14. Feb 10, 2015 at 3:12 PM
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    No problem. :)

    The name of the guy in the video is John Belushi. One of the original SNL (Saturday Night Live) cast members from the late '70s and early 80's.
     
    o0oSHADOWo0o, Feb 10, 2015
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  15. Feb 10, 2015 at 6:16 PM
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    llibrm OH NOOOOOO!

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    Who's fuckin' this mule?... You hold the head, I'll do the rest.
     
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  16. Feb 10, 2015 at 6:17 PM
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    "you can't fix stupid" :confused:
     
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  17. Feb 10, 2015 at 6:29 PM
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    ...and the one to end all arguments (with another dude). "I'm sorry, all I heard was small penis!"

    seriously, there is no comeback for that!
     
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  18. Feb 10, 2015 at 6:38 PM
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    Comeback: Yeah, your boyfriend/wife/girlfriend was telling me that about you...
     
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  19. Feb 12, 2015 at 12:12 PM
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    PinnaclePete I am what I am

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    " Bless your heart"
     
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    Q: Want another beer?

    A: Does a bear shit in the woods?

    Can apply to many different situations.
     
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