Dude!!!!!

I saw a little bit.

 

Creepy is a lifestyle. You've really got to live it....in a van covered in Clay Aiken posters.

 

It's like you're Mike's long-lost brother.

 

That's not even creepy. That's just weird and sad.

 

Check him for birthmarks. If hes got one on his ass in the shape of a shrew, we're probably kin.

 

Well, you would know Martha.

 

Am I right? Am I right?

 

Nice tag team on that one!

 

I'll tell you what happened. Derek deleted all of the nude pics of cardboard before sharing them. That's what happened.

 

GREAT SUCCESS!



HIGH FIVE!



Epic.


Martha likes being tag teamed.

 

Derek, you are one lucky s.o.b.

 

Thanks J.D.



Oh, and she likes burgers and chicken wings, too.

 

Get back to me when you find out if she likes it in the pooper.

 

As Tom Lykus would say...."What are you doing with a girlfriend, your only 18 years old your way too young to be tied down". Ok disreguard what Tom Lykus thinks if she details cars.... Just wait till your 40 years old to get married...trust me I've been married twice. A woman will do everything you want them to do "The Perfect Girlfriend" than you get married and BAM..no more. She already has your balls in her purse and it's too late.