Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Wtf
They'll never get the smell off the fish!

 

Must have come from canadian tire.

 

A 17-year-old boy has undergone the world's first penis reduction surgery, surgeons claim.
The American teen requested the surgery after his penis grew too large, restricting his ability to have sex or play competitive sports.
The boy's surgeons were shocked when he came to them complaining that his penis was too big.
When flaccid, it measured almost seven inches in length and had a circumference of 10 inches - around the size of a grapefruit.
Surgeons described it as being shaped like an American football.
The surgeon who treated the teenager, Rafael Carrion, a urologist at the University of South Florida, told MailOnline: 'There comes a time in every urologist's career that a patient makes a request so rare and impossible to comprehend that all training breaks down and leaves the physician speechless.
'That question was "can you make my penis smaller"?'

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A 17-year-old boy in Florida is thought to be the first person to undergo penis reduction surgery. The teenager requested the operation after his penis (pictured on an X-ray) grew too large

The teenager had suffered from several bouts of priapism - an unwanted erection, due to having a condition in which abnormally-shaped blood cells block vessels in the penis, causing it to swell.
These episodes had left his penis bloated and misshapen.
He said he was unable to have sex or play competitive sport, had difficulty wearing his pants due to his 'large and heavy phallus', and was embarrassed by how visible it appeared underneath regular clothing.
Though his penis was so large, it did not grow when he had erections - it merely became firmer.
'His penis had inflated like a balloon,' said Dr Carrion.
'It sounds like a man's dream - a tremendously inflated phallus - but unfortunately although it was a generous length, it's girth was just massive, especially around the middle.

 

Not much of an argument against soccer moms and trophy wives

 

That's crazy.

 

Why are you so butthurt that some people would rather have a DCT

 

Not butt hurt, just shooting back. Normally i dont care but if someone wants to define what a true car enthusiast is, i'll come right back at you. I really can care less but i like pissing people off who run their mouth.

 

I hate running...

 

Do what I did. Retire. Screw PT. Now I just run to Specs.

 

Yeah, and? After 22 years, I'm tired. Isn't that what trucks are for?

 

The chrome! The chrome!!

 

All of teh butthurt.

By enthusiast I meant someone who truly enjoys driving an analog car, one with a magnificent gated manual that can be heel toe'd to perfection, not some ultradouche bag in an smg m3 touting his .1 second faster 0-60 time thinking that somehow makes him cool.

Sorry for the confusion.

 

Holy shit storm Batman.

I don't care what you drive. Want a manual, get a manual. Want an auto, get an auto.

My issue was you called out a guy for not being a "true enthusiast" because he opted for getting the DCT over the manual. If you were an actual enthusiast you'd already know the clear advantages of a DCT to a manual and that in the competitive world a DCT has a clear advantage. So much so that Porsche no longer offers a manual transmission. The PDK is very nice.

When you buy your R8 you can get the manual and save $10,000. But I prefer the option of having the pink OR the stink.

*The new Corvettes actual non DCT automatic is even faster than the PDK. And pretty much all track info points to the auto over the manual when speed and time of are concern. But I understand your need to be "connected" to the car through the clutch and manual. You just don't get to go as fast.