Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I think the last time I played a scratch off was when I was 18. And I didn't even buy it.

 

Just do it

 

Rich got some really big tires rendering his rig to straight line smooth roads only. Plus he's going to get a lift and finally install his sliders.

Stalker gets to get her phone back lol

Dennis got a bed rack

That other guy is going to get his bumper powdercoated

And the famous welder is getting some dies mocked up

 

I lost both cards lol.

 

You too? I feel awkward now

 

And Jon got some scented oil and a girl scout tied up in the back of his truck.

 

I hope we're not wearing the same thing. Otherwise, that would be embarrassing

 

I'll buy you a good ornament so it'll look like you have a unicorn

Lmao

 

Uh a unicorn is a woman that has sexual encounters with male/female couples. If that's what you are getting me then most certainly.

 

Really? You learn something new everyday

 

Pants around the ankles?

 

Not that mine are, just award if yalls were

 

I thought that's how everyone TWs

 

I picture most of the Houston BS like this:

Whereas Dennis is like this:

 

You too? That makes 4 of us

 

That's the face I make in my last few seconds

 

Have you been talking to my ex again???

 

God damn it now I have to pee