Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I think it's a part of his bigger plan. Since all the meets are scheduled around his off-shore time, I suspect he is getting even by posting all kinds of confusing posts to make us spend time trying to understand his intent. I'm betting the next post is "What is the best oil" or "What tires are best"

 

or what kind of gas mileage people get with there truck and what's the best gas for our trucks

 

Running it thru my "drunk translator"

I get:

Really was only messing around with the idea, I thought about doing it and running around for a little while though just to see how it was. Nothing I would want to keep because I'd probably get pulled over by every cop I passed.

 

From now on Taylor must send his posts to Jerry for translation prior to posting.

 

Falken tire just posted a taco Tuesday post on IG

 

I'll remember to pm u every time I think about posting

 

What if I'm drunk too?



Won't be much help at that point lol

 

Then it will sound like Dennis

 

lol, it all makes since now :3

 

Nothing makes sense anymore.
The world is caving in on itself!
The end is near!

 

i wanna be crunk right meow!

 

Go buy a Tacoma, things will get better.

 

I was probably already drunk and pasted out. And text was not ment to be responded to right away lol

 

I try to answer texts immediately, I do a lot of on the side jobs for people and generally at least one of us are busy and can't answer a phone.

 

if i dont respond to a text quickly it probably means one of 3 things
1. im mad at you
2. im really fucking busy
3. im asleep

thats pretty much it. lol

 

How quickly is quickly, because for me that can be a good 30 minutes to an hour...

 

quickly.. like under 15min

yea yea

 

I don't answer if I am on a fire call or if I just don't feel like answering... Haha

 

im that way with phone calls..