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yeah it has a pool. Pool and a pond... Pond would be good for you.

 

Caddyshack rules!!

 

...and now for something completely different...

 

Ha, they released us for the Memorial Day weekend. I love my job!!

 

Me too, but I can't stop posting!

 

i know you're drooling for the Ark!!

 

yes... yes it does....

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

 

The BMV (yeah, yeah, I know--only in Ohio) makes me completely insane!

 

Hey Robert, how come you don't have a TacomaWorld.com sticker on your back window?

 

I'm confused.... i've been spending money hand over fist and for some reason my bank account keeps getting smaller and smaller..... whoever said you have to spend money to make money is a freaking idiot!

 

I think the yard manager got wind of some of the ranting I did at the boatyard this weekend. My boat is being launched today and he offered to paint the centerboard for me while it was in the sling. I'll be sailing her to the new mooring tomorrow night

 

i dont get it, i've been spending it on all the right things. DVD's, plane tickets to Key West, cell phones, booze and taco's..... when am i gonna start seeing a return?