Name ur tacoma

Black Beauty

 

Pretty sure you're not going to get much a response on this one. Most the people on here affectionately refer to their Trucks as "money pit", "what doomed my marriage", and "maxed out" (most likely referring to their credit cards) mainly from spending too much time on this site.

 

Sad but true. Mostly "money pit" but not for actual broken parts, only accessories.

 

Hank Williams

 

Mine's name is....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCkqVHfQ2uw. She's a girl.

 

I think cars and trucks should always have a female name. Its like naming a boat.
Mine is named Jolene after the Zac Brown (originally Ray Lamontagne) song.
Long story short I got my taco a month and a half ago. After two weeks of owning her my girlfriend I have been friends with for 22 and been with for 7 moved out. I don't think it was because of the truck BUT I felt it was suspicious timing. Not quite the reason that he lost Jolene but I feel akin to that tune. So all I have is my old Jolene.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospPO9DKABc

 

Someone asked me if I named my new '15 Taco shortly after I bought it. Have yet to come up with anything catchy that sticks. So I keep calling it "my car" (i.e. slang for vehicle) or "my truck".

Perhaps some day it and I will share a moment on a trip or something and I'll end up with something better to call it.

One of my co-workers refers to it as my "Toy Truck" which I think is a joke partly about it being a small truck and partly because it's a Toyota.

 

My GF calls my truck Richard since I'm a "Big Dick"….

 

I call mine "Black Betty" too. I like to think of it as a girl because ever since "Gone in 60 seconds" when they gave them all girl names, I've always thought of vehicles as girls.

 

I've never really thought about it. But, now that you mention it, I think it must be "That F@$king Thing"

As in, "you spent how much on That F@$king Thing?"

Or, "what are you doing to That F@$king Thing NOW?"

 

I call mine Silver Fox.

And its a boy. I like to be inside of him.


Ewww. You know you've gone too far when you get goosebumps.

 

HELL BEAST ​

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"The Fiery Taco"...
"The Rolling Toaster"...
"Glow worm"...​

Or just "My Truck"​

I guess it depends on the situation and my mood. ​

 

Mine is called "The Precious" lol all of my friends tease me about my truck! Lol

 

since i drive too fast, my Pro is called the Black Streak,, lol

 

It probably wasn't the truck. I was probably the Duratracs.

 

I don't name my vehicles, but if you can't think of a name on your own, then your truck hasn't earned a name yet.

 

Mine is Mort.

 

Well, with a question like that, pretty much.

Maybe you've spent too much time on sites for little sports car wanna-be-s, and it's time to re-set the expectation meter?

 

I knew I needed different tires... shit..

 

mine is Troodon