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Humor time

https://www.youtube.com/embed/YMNnZ5TRHsM

 

So the senior VP of my directorate needs a handler when traveling. Guess who drew the short straw. And here I sit at a hotel bar in Hampton VA.

 

I only pick on folks I care about … all others I ignore … literally.

 

Gen 3 forum has the finest displays of dumbassery on TW.

What'd I win?

What exactly does a "handler" do? … please keep it boxes on airplane simple.

 

So, what kind of turn-around time do the dry cleaners do with your camping outfits?

 

It takes a serious amount of dumbassery to drive across the grass median into on coming traffic and still be on yer phone.

Yeah, I watched that happen

 

Hmm.

Some of these young men now days are so full of sassery, makes me believe they are just full of dumbassery.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mskKVHVSA8c

 

https://images.app.goo.gl/U65kLtJDJdrxu66Q9

 

Not the guys that ratchet the net on a 463L pallet until you’re crushing the contents.

 

If you can't draw it out on a C ration box it's too complicated....

 

"What exactly does a "handler" do? …"
Saw a show about "chicken pecker checkers" or sexters, once. Maybe that was Mike Rowe on dirty jobs. Guess that is a handlers job.

 

Good ol' Mike Rowe. I remember that episode!

 

Funny wasn't it? The look on his face was priceless.

 

Don’t forget extra woolies

 

I'm actually the guy that tells them to take it back apart, inspect contents, report as/if required, then build it again the right way.

 

Seriously though, do you tell him what to say at meetings? Are you the briefcase, laptop nowadays I reckon, guy sitting behind him pulling up reports and stuff?

 

You move any heavy construction type equipment? I’ve seen some really creative measures taken to secure stuff. The things that guys come up with to make sure nothing moves.

 

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