Burning Man Aftermath

I've always wanted to go to a festival like burning man, but am way too recluse to handle that many people and partying.

Hippies and trust fund babies never gave me any grief, no idea why people enjoy this so much.

I almost got my crap together for Tomorrowland in my 20's but it fell through with friends, as it always does.

 

Oh my. Unless she's a world class salt water fisherperson...that's a horrible nickname for a girl.

 

i don't off road and wasn't at that (or any) festival. but i did see BF a few times and Rollins is absolutely a giant douche.

 

A long time ago, I was given a nickname... "Tuna Boy" because I had a boy scout belt that had a fisherman on the buckle. I embraced the shit out of it, cause I was getting laid left and right.

 

Hope Tuna Chick brought extra weed and coke.

 

Hanging out with you and Tucker [and snag some of that bourbon] sounds more fun than a bunch of rando's in the middle of the desert.

 

Because let’s pretend that I care and I am down to earth, LARP being poor, and act as it was a holistic life changing experience at the same time act classist is not the vibes I fuck with. It’s just for likes my dude.

 

Absolutely, you can’t beat a good trail and some cheap beer with the homies. No acting or pretending bs.

 

what if you go there for the Muddy Man Trail Badge

for a Muddy Man Trail Rated emblem on the fender

let the world know
your truck did what the Jeep would not

you could even get some battle scars on the truck from rocks being holistically thrown at it while leaving (as shown in the videos)

 

It’s a Jeep thing. I wouldn’t understand. Lol

 

100%
Can't stand fake people!!

 

What happens outdoors with the homies stays outdoors with the homies

 

which is prolly for the best. hose 'em down before they come back inside, they can get a little ripe.

 

just got a mis text from an unrecognized number
They said

my peepees burning man
I got “stuck in the mud”

not the kind of pictures to post

 

I approve of this message.

 

Could they not just cancel the performances and put on a mud-drag instead? Like, imagine watching this shit on DMT, dressed as a wookie? Just an idea.

 

At first I was like, why is this in the 3rd Gen section?

Then 3rd Genners started responding and it all made sense.

 

What do you think the inside of that helmet sounded like? Probably a Primus song right? Maybe My Name Is Mud?

 

Average 80-series conversation:

“Hey man, nice Carharrt beanie…..what Gen is your Skottle anyways?”