Clients from hell

NetMonkey · Nov 24, 2009

LOL…

http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/
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“It seems to be taking a long time. Would it be quicker if I came down and sat with you guys through it all?”

“Can you make the circles a little bit rounder?”

"could we try a darker black?"

Jester243 · Nov 24, 2009

my 2 favorites:

We need a 4-color, 1 sheet picture menu. PICTURES ONLY, NO WORDS. It’s for the blind and hearing impaired.
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Business as Usual

CLIENT: We’d like to go ahead and book you to handle this year’s edition but, of course, we’re in the middle of a tough recession. So we’ll only be able to offer you about 50% of what we paid last year.

ME: I gave you a heavily discounted price last year as an introductory deal. I said at the time it was a one-off and included a quote at the full price to illustrate.

CLIENT: Yeah… Anyway, we’d like you to get to work immediately, since the deadline is

this time next week.

ME: You had a three-month lead last time.

CLIENT: Uh-huh… Moving forward, we want you to treat this as urgent. Oh, and we’ll be paying you when the project comes into profit, of course.

ME: So, you want me to do three months graft in a week, on the promise that when or if you make money out of my work you’ll pay me less than half what my time is worth.

CLIENT: To be honest, we thought you’d be more grateful

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