GraveYard Shift BS

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I had to work urgent care... gross.

Sup wit you?

 

Oh please. You should hear the stuff I say directly to her. I drew the line in the Sand day one so she knew what she was getting into .

 

Mine had to bookmark urban dictionary...

 

I am choosing to read this as "N2O remote start."

 

90% of our charts are just clicking shit. The only things typed are nurses notes, triages, and vitals. I probably type more than the nurses with entering lab notifications for blood add-ons and stuff. Fuckers won't sent the dumbwaiter back down, so I send them a lab notification. Then they have to go in, cancel the original order and retype the lab notification order. I refuse to stand there and wait for it to come back down to the ER

 

Another “munhday” at shift minimum with a 6000 to 5 ratio; nbd.
Trucking along staying positive after a recent epiphany on turning shit around.

 

Haha yep. Ditto.


Mine kept fucking up "Dutch oven" by calling it a hot Pocket. I intentionally didn't correct her for a couple of years. Made stories in public that much funnier

 

What was your new favorite word for rusty bullet hole? I was trying to remember the other night and drew a blank. Wasn't it something with cheerios?

 

....fuck. give me a minute

 

@gixxerphil leather cheerio.

 

I still like rusty bullet hole.

 

I find to test any good b-hole name, you have to do it in this phrase

" So I was chatting up a chick at a bar and she asked if I'd tongue punch her in the _______ "

 

On week 17 waiting for my sliders

 

You shoulda gone ARB. Protect those fenders too!

 

I would, but it's against the rules. My name is Max .The last thing I need is a mad Max truck .


The lawyers would never have it

 

Lawyers are dumb. I would know... I divorced one.

 

Is that normal? If not, have they given a reason why?

I like those. I'm not very familiar with them, but I thought I have read they are more of a step than a true slider. How do they mount?

 

Emailed them this weekend yet again . I'll wait to hear from them