GraveYard Shift BS

Great tan you got there! Nope , not a tan, that’s windburn

Soon we’ll be pissin and moanin about the humidity.

 

i'm 46. Do I even think about dating a 31yo woman? geesh. I hate doing the math. When my daughter was born, this woman was 11. But she's not 11 anymore I guess.

 

Yes.

I have been known to date women who were 9 when I worked my first code.

 

@koditten

 

You cut the mouth out of that styrofoam head? Murph what are you, @koditten 'ing that thing?

What the?!

^ This!

 

guys/gals

I look like one of our pts tonight

 

I call bullshit. You clearly have recently bathed.

 

Sad but true

 

You feelin sick or do you have a cute nursing student?

 

My infusion set clogged while I was asleep this morning. I woke up around lunch with a high blood sugar. Changed my site, got my bs back to normal, but I shat and vomited so much that I'm dehydrated and still nauseous. Getting some fluids and ODT Zofran

 

That's the goddamned worst. Hopefully soon some nanobots will be able to help you with your sugars. Hope you're feeling well. Hope a cute nurse stuck ya.

 

Mine is pretty well controlled. I'm a fan of my feet, eyes, and kidneys I plan to be buried "whole". It has definitely come a long way from when I was first diagnosed back in 1985.

 

I always tell the super young unmanaged (male) diabetics that they will lose their dicks if they keep fucking up their blood sugar.

 

Morning all, work is giving me a headache and making me go cross-eyed today.

 

Well we know you don't drink, so I know you're not trying to cheat a hangover.

Feel better bud

 

The day I don't wake up with a kickstand...…..we gots problems
If that doesn't work, they need to get out of the gene pool anyway

Sup Wyatt

 

I wish "discharged from gene pool" was a disposition option in the ED

 

I'm getting there. Cold as shit from these 2 bags of fluids though.

 

I need to ask the doc that put "Quit drinking so much" has ever done anything like that. He's told a 17yr that the difference b/t love and herp is that herp lasts forever He's old school and just doesn't care what comes out of his mouth

 

Y'all hiring paramedics?