Quickies

It's not that complicated.

4 year old and a 3 month old.

-Fuck in the morning before the little ones wake up.
-Fuck in the evening after the little ones have gone to sleep.
-Send the eldest off to Gma/Gpa's for the night, wait til the wee one passes out then go at it.

I work 40+ hrs, take PT classes, deal with the 2 kids and we still find time to have just not quickies, but damn good pounding sessions.

 

:Laugh: good idea!

 

This is why I have no intentions on reproducing.

 

Pretty sure that was in American Pie.

 

1. Vaseline on the door knob.
2. Take a large bag of M&M's and fling them all over the place. It'll take her a while to find them all.

 

Perfect.

Fink

 

You cant do it before bed or in the morning? how about in the shower?

My coworker said that he and his old lady will do it in the shower and their kid (4yrs old) doesnt try and bother them.

My wife sugested wake up 30-40 mins early and do it in the morning bc thats what one of her friends does. I tried waking her up and she got pissed...
Our kid recently started sleeping in really late on the weekends, like 10am, and even then she wont let me wake her up for sexy time...lol she is NOT a morning person.

 

Ooo piece of candy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbZAofv571w

 

Sexy time.

Luckily my girlfriend is a big fan of morning sex and she is 100% a morning person.

I'm not a morning person myself, but when she wakes me up by sitting on my face, for some reason things tend to look up.

Fink

 

Dress up in your kinkiest shit. Like Gimp mask and dominatrix kinky.

Let the wee one come in during the raunchiest part of it.

Take pride in the fact that every time she goes to open your bedroom door after that will induce fetal ball type cowering till your done.

Don't ask me how much the child psychotherapist is though.

 

we are the other way around. I am a morning person for the most part. she isnt...

 

HAHA! Similar thing truly happened to me. Wife's ass was up in the air as she serviced me, her nude ass facing the door. Kid busts in (no lock on that door) and got a widescreen view of his mom's ass bouncing up and down. He didn't come in again w/out knocking first.

 

i vote drop the kids off at gma's and take the wife on down to pound town. then go pick em up later or in the AM after you stop by pound town one more time to get what you forgot

 

I despise mornings, unless they start the way I described in my post. Love those mornings! It's even better if she already has the coffee started...nothing like the smell of coffee and sex at 5am.

Fink

 

You are correct! It was.

 

same here... and I hate being woken up in the middle of the night for stupid shit.... but I have found that... if we have sex before going to sleep and I leave her somewhat unsatisfied, she ends up waking me up at 2 a.m. ripping my basketball shorts off wanting a second round. I am perfectly fine waking up at 2 am for that!

 

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Not married, no kids, but this may become useful info in a few years

 

We use to do it in the mornings before we got married. after we got married and had a kid that doesnt happen anymore

haha I actualy had this happen erlier this week
have sex, I fall asleep, she finishes a book on her kindle, wakes me up at 1am for sexy time

Its ok when she does it but is pissed if I try and pull that! haha

 

Hahaha waking up to that is THE BEST!