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Worse, I paid my brother to get the deer head (it was too gross for me) and return the favor. I drove and he got out and put on my friends car. Or so we thought. Years later I find out we had the wrong house and had left at the home of an elderly couple. I still feel bad about that one.

 

So at my HS my history teacher was a pretty sweet teacher. He was famous for his sheild wars. You read that right we fought with shields at school but specifically behind the school where the GP wouldn't see us but we were still under teacher supervision. We were able to have sticks to "pretend" they were swords. Well one kid ramed me and shoved me into a bunch of burs and weeds. I thought no biggie right were having fun. He did that two more times but what he forgot was I had that stick. He regretted pushing me in there after a hit him really hard across his back. He screamed like a little bitch. None of the teachers saw it so I got off the hook but my teacher found out but thought it was still funny and realized he kinda deserved it. What's also funny was one other sheild war I had a 6'5" kid jump on top of my sheild and left a huge mark from the center all the way to the bottom. Heres the sheild I made for fun for the next sheild war.

 

i once shit my pants while on a bus outside of Camp Zama Japan, my Dad was an officer in the Army..62 63 64 ? not sure

 

i got suspended,in 10th gradefor throwing a desk out of a 2nd story window, it was algebra, i mean, what the fuck is that? algebra?

 

I also stuck a bean up my nose in preschool. They called my mom and she had to leave work to come take me to the hospital or someone who could get it out. What's funny is she was just turning into the parking lot and I was able to shoot it out across the room. I dont think we ever found it.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF1nav8uWCw

 

I also peed on the play ground in preschool because they weren't letting kids in to go to the bathroom. I asked them please and they said no. They left me no choice.

 

Anyone know why we're confessing in the first place?

I think I've confessed enough for tonight.

 

My grandpa always said "I could do no wrong." I really tested that the day I started hitting golf balls off the side of the house. He really got up and outside right quick in a hurry to tell me to knock that off. Truly the only time he said I was doing wrong.

 

i once tryd to put out a lit "jumping jack" firecracker out on my leg with levi's on,,,,
was my friend after that failure...

 

@StayinStock started it

 

I got a swat on the butt in first grade for talking to some girls. I was completely innocent. They were talking to each other and I was just in between them. But they didn’t volunteer that information. And people wonder why I have trust issues.

 

i was in the 4th grade, living in Haleiwa on the island of Oahu, and my teacher used to have to take me home for punishment,multiple times,Ms. Kauaikaua, i will never forget how to spell her name,,, i had to write it so many times for punishment..

 

I use algebra all the time. Like just this morning when my neighbor wanted to discuss quantum physics

 

He started shooting rapid fire confessions into the crowd then took off.

 

real good folks, with lottsa good baggage i would assume?

 

I can't keep up with this thread. I'm too old and slow.