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The BeerBelly Beer Canteen, 80 Ounces

4.0 4.0 out of 5 stars 121 ratings
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Size 80 Ounces
Brand The BeerBelly
Color Brown
Material Plastic
Item Volume 23 Liters

About this item

  • Polyurethane bladder looks like a beer belly when worn under clothing^Includes bladder and adjustable neoprene sling with custom-shaped pouch^Holds up to 80 ounces of any hot or cold beverage^Fits users up to 6 feet 8 inches tall and up to 40-inch waist^Easy to clean

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The Beer Belly, a hands-free hydration system, looks like a beer belly when worn under clothing. It consists of two parts: the sling and the bladder. The sling is designed to fit users up to six feet, eight inches tall, and up to a 40-inch waist. Made of neoprene and nylon, it insulates and feels like skin to the touch. A hook and loop is used for custom sizing. The bladder, made of polyurethane, holds up to 80 ounces of any hot or cold beverage and fits in a custom-shaped pouch in the sling. The bladder has a wide mouth opening for adding ice and to simplify cleaning. Clean the bladder with Beer Belly cleaner, sold separately. The sling can be washed by hand or on the gentle cycle of a washing machine, then hung to dry.

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Customers say

Customers like the humor of the beverage insulator, saying it's a great party prop. They also say it works great and is worth the money. However, some customers have reported issues with leakage, value, and taste. They say it leaks randomly and that it makes the liquid taste plastic like. Customers also dislike the strength.

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11 customers mention11 positive0 negative

Customers find the beverage insulator funny and a great gag gift. They also say it's a good party prop and satirical gift for guys.

"Hilarious gag gift, and it actually works. Make sure you clean it thoroughly, preferably with Iodine and flush with water after each use." Read more

"so stealth, reliable and funny !but care, your body will warm up your mixture 😅..." Read more

"...Everyone loved them. Fun gag gift that could actually be used to keep hydrated..." Read more

"...So, this item is as advertised. It works. It is funny. It makes a great gag gift...." Read more

9 customers mention9 positive0 negative

Customers are satisfied with the quality of the beverage insulator. They mention that it works great, is wonderful, and is worth the money.

"Hilarious gag gift, and it actually works. Make sure you clean it thoroughly, preferably with Iodine and flush with water after each use." Read more

"Super awesome. Bought this as a white elephant gift along with the wine rack. Everyone loved them...." Read more

"This product is a real hoot. It is great for getting your booze on board Cruise Ships...." Read more

"...parks in FL, does get a little hot during the summer months but worked great." Read more

8 customers mention0 positive8 negative

Customers are dissatisfied with the leakage of the beverage insulator. They mention that it leaks randomly and bursts after first use.

"...I wouldn't over fill it because it will leak !" Read more

"...I also noticed that after leaving liquid in it overnight, it does leak slowly (not sure where from - maybe the seams) and can wet the carrying case..." Read more

"It was extremely noticeable.it leaked and caused a large wetspot on my shirt. And it was very hard to drink out of...." Read more

"..."tried it out" by putting some water in it, the little pouch leaked all over him. Good thing it wasn't actual beer running down his pants...." Read more

7 customers mention0 positive7 negative

Customers are dissatisfied with the strength of the beverage insulator. They mention that the pouch ripped, the holster that holds the bladder was coming apart, and the strap broke first time they used it. The waist is extremely weak and collapsed immediately. The seams are starting to split and the bladder feels cheap. It leaks randomly and bursts after first use.

"The holster that holds the bladder was coming apart after trying it on, not even wearing it for 5 whole minutes...." Read more

"Looks and fits great but seams are starting to split and the bladder feels cheap...." Read more

"...itself was poorly made...the seams at the shoulders and waist are extremely weak and collapsed immediately...." Read more

"Strap broke first time I used it. Novelty Item. Used once and threw away." Read more

7 customers mention0 positive7 negative

Customers are disappointed with the value of the beverage insulator. They mention that it seems like shoddy craftsmanship, cheap, and a waste of money.

"...into back pockets and hoods, or even pay for them, cause this is a waste of money." Read more

"...I would buy this only as a gag gift, since it seems like pretty shoddy craftsmanship...." Read more

"...However, the item itself was poorly made...the seams at the shoulders and waist are extremely weak and collapsed immediately...." Read more

"...be able to get away with this at an event would not buy again waste of money" Read more

6 customers mention0 positive6 negative

Customers are dissatisfied with the taste of the beverage insulator. They mention that it makes the liquid taste plastic like, has a rubber taste, and is a total gimmick. Some say that it leaks randomly and bursts after first use.

"Makes the liquid taste plastic like." Read more

"Bought cause it was on sale or something and hilarious. Kind of has a rubber taste to it and sits kinda weird...." Read more

"Great idea but made my crown royal taste like rubber. It tastes disgusting...." Read more

"Looks good for concealment but the pouch Smells and tastes like cheap toxic plastic." Read more

does get a little hot during the summer months but worked great.
5 Stars
does get a little hot during the summer months but worked great.
Successful wore this into several theme parks in FL, does get a little hot during the summer months but worked great.
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Peter F.
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious gag gift, and it actually works. Make ...
Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2017
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Hilarious gag gift, and it actually works. Make sure you clean it thoroughly, preferably with Iodine and flush with water after each use.
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georges le cunff
4.0 out of 5 stars the best and fun festival item
Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2024
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so stealth, reliable and funny !

but care, your body will warm up your mixture 😅
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5.0 out of 5 stars My X- boyfriend wore it both times he was a big built guy so it look like he had a beer belly when he walked in ...
Reviewed in the United States on February 22, 2017
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Did the job the two times we used it ! To a comic book convention and to get on a cruise !! My X- boyfriend wore it both times he was a big built guy so it look like he had a beer belly when he walked in the metal detector part and at the sign in desk the tub kinda came out but quickly fixed it ! Got a whole lot of cranberry vodka on the ship ! I wouldn't over fill it because it will leak !
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Jennifer
5.0 out of 5 stars Great for your health
Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2016
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Super awesome. Bought this as a white elephant gift along with the wine rack. Everyone loved them. Fun gag gift that could actually be used to keep hydrated...
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Roger E.
3.0 out of 5 stars Works - but with flaws.
Reviewed in the United States on November 24, 2016
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Used this to sneak into a theme park - it worked, but not as well as I'd have hoped. The elastic bands are a little too stretchy and so it doesn't fit snugly against your body. Also the shoulder straps are a little close around the neck so if you're not careful you can see it if you're wearing a t-shirt. I actually wore 2 t-shirts to give it better camouflage. I also noticed that after leaving liquid in it overnight, it does leak slowly (not sure where from - maybe the seams) and can wet the carrying case and your t-shirt, and make it smell like liquor. The straw tube thing is also poorly positioned and you have to really tuck it in on the inside and against your body to prevent it from being seen as a lumpy tube rolled under your shirt - that makes it not so easy to access though. All that being said - It holds a good amount of liquor - and definitely gets the job done.
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qzwxecynum
1.0 out of 5 stars wasnt worth the money
Reviewed in the United States on September 5, 2013
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The holster that holds the bladder was coming apart after trying it on, not even wearing it for 5 whole minutes. Once on and filled, the beer belly didn't really look like a belly at all but a misshapen lump, might be able to pull it off in the winter under lots of layers. When you move you can also hear the liquid sloshing about, like a lot. been busy and wasn't able to return it, but I would have had I the time. Now we use it like a poor mans camel back, filling it with water and just carrying it in a normal backpack. Do yourself a favor and just slip beers into back pockets and hoods, or even pay for them, cause this is a waste of money.
9 people found this helpful
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Tyler F.
2.0 out of 5 stars Two Stars
Reviewed in the United States on February 6, 2017
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Makes the liquid taste plastic like.
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Shantastic
4.0 out of 5 stars Such an asinine idea but it works, it is funny, and it makes people laugh...so I fully recommend it.
Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2015
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I mean...how do you review such an asinine product? It is a ridiculously stupid yet brilliant idea. I bought this for my brother in law as a kind of joke gift. He tailgates and goes to college football games several times a year and I thought it would be a great joke. He has tried it once and said it was fun and worked without leaking.

I think it is a bit awkward fitting around the waist. But I guess what would I expect? It is more than a gallon of adult beverage hanging around your neck and disguising itself as a beer gut. The very premise of it is awkward.

So, this item is as advertised. It works. It is funny. It makes a great gag gift. And I would wear it to a game just to get a laugh out of the people around me.
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