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Cheeky Cute rude funny Hey cuntmuffin why don't you climb in your Douche Canoe mug

4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 101 ratings
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Brand Beautiful Life Chioce
Color White
Special Feature Microwave Safe
Style Modern
Shape Round
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About this item

  • For those crazy days when people are driving you nuts.This funny Cuntmuffin Coffee Mugs is perfect/awesome for who love Cuntmuffin.
  • This "Hey Cuntmuffin Climb Into Your Douche Canoe Cry Me A River" mature insult mug is the perfect coffee cup to accompany that balanced breakfast. Share this muffin canoe mug for all the sweet tooth canoeing campers in your life.
  • This is the mug you will want to take to work, but your boss will be offended. You know you want to say it.. you probably know someone else who does too. Help them satisfy their need to let it all out, even if it's done privately. This "Hey Cuntmuffin, Why don't you climb in your douche canoe, cry me a river and float the fuck away" mug has attitude!
  • TOP QUALITY - Made with the highest quality materials that can guarantee its long life and their constant satisfaction. The mug that can ensure an enjoyable morning coffee for many years!
  • HANDWASHER & MICROWAVE SAFE - Printed with superior ceramic inks. We recommend hand washing where possible to keep the print nice and vibrant.
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This "Hey Cuntmuffin Climb Into Your Douche Canoe Cry Me A River" mature insult mug is the perfect coffee cup to accompany that balanced breakfast. Share this muffin canoe mug for all the sweet Hey cuntmuffin why don't you climb in your Douche Canoe cry me a river float the fuck away mug Hey Cuntmuffin, Why don't you climb in your Douche Canoe, cry me a rive, and float the fuck away? Cute but rude, funny coffee mug!

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4.5 out of 5 stars
4.5 out of 5
101 global ratings

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Customers like the quality, appearance and gift-giving of the coffee cup. They mention it's a great gift to brighten someone's day, it'll make them laugh and is sturdy.

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6 customers mention6 positive0 negative

Customers like the gift. They say it's a great gift to brighten someone's bad day.

"Cute, funny gift for someone who needed a laugh. It did the trick." Read more

"Bought this for a white elephant exchange. Perfect gift! Every time someone read it, they would giggle." Read more

"Great gift to brighten someone’s bad day!! Made my friend laugh out loud!!" Read more

"Great gag gift. It's a coffee cup. What more can be said" Read more

5 customers mention5 positive0 negative

Customers are satisfied with the quality of the coffee cup. They mention it's a good product, sturdy, and a perfect mug.

"...She drinks hot coco out of it often, I'm told. Seemed to be good quality and sturdy." Read more

"Cute, funny gift for someone who needed a laugh. It did the trick." Read more

"...I was pleasantly surprised by the quality when it was delivered." Read more

"This is the perfect mug! Make a bold statement from a cup :)" Read more

3 customers mention3 positive0 negative

Customers like the appearance of the cup. They also say it's hilarious.

"Great quality, funny product..." Read more

"This mug, while offensive to some, is hilarious ......" Read more

"Great sense of humor..." Read more

Broken, second one broken too
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Broken, second one broken too
Broken when arrived for Xmas present for relative. :( second replacement came... broken again?!?!??
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Crystal
5.0 out of 5 stars Great gift!
Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2019
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I got this as a gift for a friend with a unique sense of humor. She loves it. She drinks hot coco out of it often, I'm told. Seemed to be good quality and sturdy.
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Must Love Pugs
5.0 out of 5 stars Great quality, funny product
Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2020
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Cute, funny gift for someone who needed a laugh. It did the trick.
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H. Gross
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect for white elephant
Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2019
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Bought this for a white elephant exchange. Perfect gift! Every time someone read it, they would giggle.
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Sarah Daugherty
5.0 out of 5 stars This mug, while offensive to some, is hilarious ...
Reviewed in the United States on September 6, 2017
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This mug, while offensive to some, is hilarious to me. :) I bought it for my brother because he had sent me a pic of it several months ago and I saw it on Amazon. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality when it was delivered.
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Avid reader
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Reviewed in the United States on June 20, 2018
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This is the perfect mug! Make a bold statement from a cup :)
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Alana Thomas
1.0 out of 5 stars broke
Reviewed in the United States on November 29, 2018
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The handle was broken then it arrived
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Courtney Ferrell
5.0 out of 5 stars Cute gift
Reviewed in the United States on January 14, 2019
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Ordered this for a bestie as funny gift. She loved it! The color and graphics were good.
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Donna Geisdorf
1.0 out of 5 stars Broken, second one broken too
Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2019
Broken when arrived for Xmas present for relative. :( second replacement came... broken again?!?!??
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Donna Geisdorf
1.0 out of 5 stars Broken, second one broken too
Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2019
Broken when arrived for Xmas present for relative. :( second replacement came... broken again?!?!??
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Sasha
5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic mug
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 8, 2021
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It arrived quickly and just as funny when I got it.
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Robin
5.0 out of 5 stars Cool kig
Reviewed in Canada on November 5, 2018
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Regular white mug. Everyone loves what is printed on it. Printing looks good, no problems yet
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Galen Bishop
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Reviewed in Canada on December 23, 2017
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A little smaller than id hoped but great product anyways.
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Natalie M
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Gift Idea
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 27, 2018
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Bought this as a funny gift for a friend's birthday and she absolutely loved it.
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meme
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Reviewed in Canada on February 26, 2018
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Love these mugs! Great conversation pieces 😂
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