Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I want to get there early to leave big ass ruts for you.

 

Aren't my tires bigger?

I was trying to see if you were leaving around the same time I was. Was gonna see how long it was gonna take me to chase you down and pass you

 

How much of your tread has rubbed off already?

 

With how fast you drive, you'll probably catch up as soon as I pull into the gate.

 

I gotta stop getting drunk and doing burnouts

The plan was to pass you right before the gate

 

I hear there may be a donut run before y'all head up. If so, think you may be down to a 31" tire?

 

Huh?

Edit: be nice, don't talk about stalkers weight like that

 

Nevermind. Too lazy to type it out.

 

he's saying cuz your tires rub so much and you doo too many burn outs your gunna lose 2 inches of tread on your tires between here and jambo..

 

What's the point of having a brick and mortar if you still have to order 90% of your parts?

 

That's just how they roll.

 

My roommate hit a parked Yamaha r1 in a parking lot

 

Banana fail.

 

Bruh

 

Brand recognition

 

Fixed

I told him he is dead to me lol it was the only vehicle in the entire lot according to him, he blames it on being it was 530 in the morning and the bike is a dark blue

 

Rich how tall is your truck now that it is lifted?

 

1.5 taller up front and 2 in the rear

Douche