I really don't like my girlfriends dogs. Wot do?

Get a girl with a pussy or accidentally let them outside and run em over like you didn't see them problem solved or let them go out the window on the freeway again problem solved

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6m48xPddZc

 

You could always catch a mountain lion in a huge trap then let it loose in her back yard with the dogs, it would look like a real accident.

 

Sounds to me like you need to get another girlfriend and move on. Don't take your frustration out on the dogs.

 

Yeah, what he said.

 

How old are those dogs?

 

Deal with the dogs or get a new girlfriend. Simple as that.

I agree with the post about trying new dog food, but if they're allergic to everything under the sun, that is likely not an option.

 

How long have you dated this girl? I would just straight up tell her that you wanna kill the dogs. Who cares what she thinks, just tell her. If she cries then be like WAH. Im ntot joking either, you will never get anywhere with women if you always give in

 

This kind of post makes me feel better about the idiotic yorkie I inherited when I started dating my gf (now my wife). If only I had met her a week earlier, I wouldn't have to deal with the little asshole.. I could have persuaded her to get a REAL dog. At least he doesn't smell and he barks when needed.

 

On a serious note, whats the diet like of these stinky dogs? Some dogs just cant deal with cheap dog food which cna cause allergies, bad skin, poor coat. Ive seen many cases of this cleared up with better food and cutting human scraps. You may already do this, but just a thought, not the dogs fault.