Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I want something more sporty. I want something more me.

 

Found a little 9# one. Trimmed, seasoned, sitting in the fridge now and ready for smoking.

 

Just picked up a new/used electric smoker....

 

I will just leave this here...

 

Go Celtics.

 

Need ceramic. So much betterer. Gonna smoke a brisket Sat evening and post with @greeneggsnspam and I?

 

Lets go cowboys!

 

Idk, i usually smoke with a. Real smoker. This is the first time with an electric smoker

 

I've never used electric. but I can load up my egg with 12-14 lbs of coal and it'll stay steady at 250-260 for 24 hrs without touching it

 

Keak bought a jeep,?

 

My jeep would look something like that

 

Would the seats be flotation devices like in airplanes? Life raft strapped to the poser "roll cage" maybe? And with that spare tire, where would you put all your Abercrombie bags?

 

Is the fire extinguisher in case all those LEDs catch on fire?

 

dont normally drink coke. since when did they start putting names on the bottles?

 

My treager is awesome!

 

We know.

You still coming up? I have your amp.

 

Actually, no I don't. I left it in my cousin's car. Fuck.

 

Sounds like you might have had a few drinks.

 

Apparently. We got in her car and she was like "there's your fucking amp". And then we got to my apartment and I forgot to get it out. So now it's back in Cleburne.

Dennis, I'll ship it to you. Just Paypal me the money and send me an address.