Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Lol. Tim should call him

 

Damn that sucks

 

If I had new tires I wouldve played. But my shits almost bald.

 

That was a special kinda something.

I work in hospitals where I smell human feces, urine, opoen wounds, rotting flesh...but today I stepped out into that mud filled with cow shit, cow piss, and at a certain point something putrid that I believe to be the septic system overflowing or leeching into the muddy water. I dry heaved and then said fuck this and took the sideline. Whatever I smelled had a special effect on me to make me do that.

I stood around in my Sanuks soaked in said shitty mud for the rest of the afternoon. I commend the rest of you for trying so hard, but that guy needed professional help to get out, or he needed to keep digging until a ramp of sorts was made in the mud.

Next time I will actually see what I am getting into before going on a whim lol.

 

Lol it just smelled like typical old mud. It never smells good.

 

Towards the entrance by the house there was some special stuff mixed in lol

 

Probably just fresher mud lol


If I was closer I wouldve been down for stuck fest 2015 but looks like yall had enough fun lol

 

Fuck this bumper. Going back to tube bumper.

 

What's the issue now?

 

Almost ripped it off the mounts. Plus the winch is a PITA to get to anyway. And the bumper is bulky. Just ready to go back to this

 

Lol yea

 

I go to the dentist, and miss all the fun..

 

Keep it!! It looks good. Or sell it to rich! He needs one lol

 

Well...... from the text I received. The truck is out! First truck snapped his winch cable. Then it took that same truck as a anchor, and another truck to winch him out again

 

What kind of dentist opens at 12am?

 

I'm thinking. Maybe it would have worked, if i put my winch over his rear bumper and try to lift the truck out of the mud first. Just to break it loose. ThenIit would have been better?

 

I'm still laughing at this....

 

No david??

 

No large??