Colorado B.S. Thread

Priorities.

 

Yeah. There is a guy on here Zizzle is his screen name that built one and had it at Rock Therapy last week. He did an awesome job. If I had the space for a trailer then I might consider building one. Looks like a fun project.

 

This would go nice with that 4X4 Corvette I have seen around.

 

>>>Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Cowboy: "Nah...She's purty good lookin'....."


>>> Some asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."



>>> I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."


>>>I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday.


>>> I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

 

Halestorm, the pretty reckless, and starset tonight at the fillmore

 

My solution to the GF not liking camping was to go glamping.

http://www.jumpingjacktrailers.com/

You can find older models on craigslist for much cheaper than they are new. I got mine for $2100 from a guy in Fresno who had no clue what he had in his back yard (brother who bought it croaked). Two full beds inside, a table and when it folds down it can carry two quads and gear.

I like equipment that multipurpose....and after a long ass day of elk hunting in snow it's nice to not sleep on the ground.

Hope that helps some.

 

That thing looks cool but I truly do like to go on tighter trails to get somewhere remote. I would never be able to drag that thing behind me.

 

Nice! If you follow lzzy hale on IG she posts hidden signed guitar picks all over
Try to get one!

 

didn't walk out with anything but I think I am in love with Lzzy Hale

 

best concert I've been to

 

Hey you don't say that about my girlfriend

 

I looked at those. Those are cool, especially with the ability to load the atv's on top. I wanted a wood burning stove that's the only reason I went with the seek outside tipi.

 

alright alright.I guess I could settle for Taylor from the Pretty Reckless instead

 

What's the topic today? Button fly vs zipper? Yesterday was tents' after all...

 

Close... Spandex vs lederhosen.

 

Still a lot of snow up in the high country. On Squaw Pass yesterday evening:

Just below the Mt. Evans road:


Though lower elevation was quite comfortable temp wise and there was no snow or just small patches in the trees. I didn't have my GPS to get an altitude for the snow line unfortunately.

 

Shorts!

 

Jorts is where it's at!!

 

Do you fold or wad the toilet paper?