Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Red is going to be a blushing bride.

 

AW SHIET

 

Morning peeps.....

 

Tw bachelor party meet!!!

 

Got my coin dispenser ready. Gonna make it hail.

 

I've seen two strippers fight at the club once.
Then at another club I seen a shipper beat up a guy cause he was talking shit to her

 

...a married man

...about to be a married man

 

mernin

 

Half-day today at work.

 

Going to the drive in theater tonight

 

I need to set that up again. Maybe on Saturday I'll project ID4 outside.

 

So, regular day then? Oh, I get it, you're only physically there for a half day to.

 

Showboat drive in has new releases

 

So does my car port

 

Not officially married yet, but I already know the key to happiness: ignorance.

HAY

Same here. Supposedly. I'll make it a half day.

But of course. The more you work the less you're paid. The less you do the closer you are to earning what you're actually paid. If you get other people to do your work for you, that's a promotion and raise.

CEO10KDAY

 

Does car port = glove box mounted flesh light?

 

Where I hide my truck from the elements.

 

Don't forget the phrase that pays, "Yes Dear, that's fine."

 

Truck hides in a flesh light? Wow, that's some set of batteries.....