Hockey Trash Talk & BS thread

They were Hobbits

You trying to be Toy33 ?

 

Nah, Toy33 would of made a racist foot hair or hobbit height joke and said something blatantly discriminatory to homosexuals.

I just made a light hearted conclusion that if those two Rangers players are like Samwise and Frodo then perhaps, given the internet rumors about those two, perhaps they really were on a different team all together. Not that there is something wrong with that, but it's still funny.

 

Bert and Ernie

 

Don't give in to the OZ

 

Silence Ursus Stupidus

 

Joel Ward to the Sharks

 

Franson to leafs

 

Mind if I ask for your source?

 

You're better off just blocking that idiot

 

Always love stuff from Chemmy and the boys at PPP:
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2015/7/3/8891387/is-the-kessel-hot-dog-story-real

 

lol

Sick to your stomach kind of funny...not haha but queer.

 

If Voynov can still play as top D-man, I say forgive and forget.

GKG ... slapaho

 

Caps are getting serious .... going to be a real threat for top east team.

 

Leafs sign Kadri , 1 year / $4.1 million

 

Good move. He hasn't earned a long term big money deal yet.

 

Leafs sign Mathias to 1 year / $2.3 million

Good article on what appears to be the Leafs' strategy on signing free agents this season

"Welcome to the summer of moneypuck, Toronto"

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/welcome-to-the-summer-of-moneypuck-toronto/

 

That's a great signing for TOR. I guess the question would be "what are they flipping him for come deadline?"

 

http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.as...t+reaction+to+the+Phil+Kessel+trade&id=549672

 

TSN is inferring that Stamkos is not interested in discussing an extension with Tampa as of yet. His agent has not initiated talks with Tampa and Tampa hasn't taken interest in beginning talks on an extension. I can't see an outcome where Tampa doesn't at least attempt to sign him but it is a bit strange that they didn't start the process ASAP like most teams do once they are allowed on July 1 of the last year of their superstars last year.

Anyone see an outcome here where Tampa dumps him off for a ton of return because they need to shed salary for 3 years from now when the rest of there equally, or in some opinions more, productive core needs to get paid?