AZ BS Thread 2.0

Imagine traveling out of country with a M240B and a locked classified box that no one but I can open for any reason at all. They gave me such a hassle and got the Regional TSA director involved.

 

When I travel for work I have 2 laptops and anywhere from 20-50 tablets. I've missed flights because they wanted to know 'why I had so many tablets?"

 

Movement is different than civilian travel though. (if that is your case)

 

I have had my issues with TSA, I have had to carry classified docs in a locked case before, they always knew exactly what was going on before I get there. Now when I fly, I always take at least one pistol with me... they have that down to a science. SO easy and professional, no issues.

 

"Because fuck you thats why." Lol sorry I'm just annoyed. This 3 hr layover isn't exactly great.

Makes no sense having such a convoluted security "program"

 

Normally I'm very nice because I want to get to my flight. As soon as they gave me slack I start making up weird excuses.

Lines I've used with TSA:
"I'm addicted to porn and I have to watch at least 20 different movies at once to jerk off"
"What these are tablets? Mutha-fucker I thought they were pizzas (begin chewing on a tablet)"
"Really? Why are you wasting my time with this when I am TSA Pre-Approved"
"Because I keep running out of room from all the sexting pics your mom sends me"
"........ (rip a big fart) ........ What? Sorry I wasn't paying attention"
"Because my job is real, unlike your 'I wish I was a real cop' job".


Fuck TSA. Give them hell!

 

Ehh I was moving in a small group in a not very military knowledgeable city. They did not like that I couldn't open the box for them and it freaked out every civilian that was within ear shot.

 

Update: My 4Runner is packed to the roof with apartment shit and I'm driving to Scottsdale. Full 4Runner with a V6, 4.10's, and 35's is not very fun at all. I can only use 5th downhill haha

 

Black don't crack

 

Did you remove the chrome? Or just derp/paint over?

Looks like derp

 

Oh that's derp for sure.

 

I IS DERP!

 

LOL I just can't stand chrome... Can I has your wheels now?

 

I'm with you on the anti-chrome. I hated my rear bumper on my truck for such a long time until I was able to get it painted.

 

my wheels? Isn't there a set for sale on classifieds? In Bronze?

I really need to get my chrome removed and the badges...

 

Yes, there is a nice set on the classifieds for sale.. but monies I wanted your's for liek free or something.

 

I got mine free cause I'm special

You can't stuff my wheels yet. You have the huevos to run 34s?

 

Ima be honest honest I haven't even begun to think about wheels/tires and cab mount chop just yet. I just know I'll probablly end up with some SCS wheels. Yours and Sam's look tits though!

 

Thanks man! I love these wheels so much. You have much work ahead but at least you have a 4x4 in spruce!!!