Dear Diary...

Today I ordered a 3rd gen Tacoma.

 

Did you get the Diesel sounding gasoline motor with leaking power steering fluid reservoir and low oil pressure lights illuminating whilst driving over speedbumps in the Walmart parking lot?

 

Oh please list every god damn thing you ordered it with so we don't miss anything

 

Think you should put these som bitches on it.

 

No Nissan Frontier? I mean come on, the Frontier is a WAY better truck and Toyota fucking sucks anyway.....right?

 

Did you order a GoPro, or have you got one already in anticipation?

 

Right look at the ground clearance on this. My big wheel is higher off the ground

 

Yeah don't use SnapChat we saw how that worked out

 

It only looks lower because it's at an incline

 

Well at least in the Nissan the oil pressure lights weren't illuminating!

 

Actually it is on flat ground

 

Them lights don't illuminate due to having rear disc brakes and non-girlie engine

 

No way is that flat, I mean look at that house in the background, it's totally caving into the ground. But I also had 5 beers so nothing looks flat to me right now

 

Dam Son had a great yearbook picture....lucky bastard

 

I ordered all of these things:

- really cool wheels and tires
- dark windows
- upgraded speakers
- adjustable seats
- 4 wheel brakes
- fleshlight mount
- bed rugs, floor rugs, seat rugs, dash rugs and ceiling rugs
- really cool paint color
- clap on cargo light
- a super sweet filler for around the seats so I don't lose my french fries and chicken fingers (its called the Fat-n-Gay tray)

Turns out BlueB is a liar. I bought a frontier and rolled it driving home because the rear disc brakes worked too good.

I didn't get a goPro mount, just fleshlight mount.

 

Back on topic, you know what this means?

2016_dbag is finally getting laid!

 

That was dumb. Should've just gotten an F150.

 

Epic.