Plasti-derping my nuts...

The Black Friday post reminded me that the biggest mall crawling day of the year is coming! I usually just rub my plastic truck nuts down with armor all, but with all the great plasti-dip threads I read I am seriously thinking about dipping my nuts. It is a huge risk because my nuts drive the soccer moms crazy when I throw the taco in 4-LO and get the wheels up on the parking curbs. I just don't know...

 

This is absolutely nuts!

 

Your lady would probably prefer chocolate.

Ladies love the chocolate.

 

Capt Jrod, when your nuts are that big, they're like money; you just can't hid it. And why should you?!

 

I saw chrome ones at the truck stop... But between the scoop on the sport and the bling of the balls, kinda overwhelming. If I had the trd off-road with chrome, I would be rockin the chrome nuts for sure. I think I'm gonna dip my balls and get some of the chrome naked lady mud flaps. The devil is in the details when it comes to mall crawling.

 

Capt Jrod, I have a suggestion for you. Now, think it through before you say no. Black powder coated spinner rims. Huh, huh? Those soccer moms would see those balls hangin' and those rims spinnin' and all you would hear is the sound of all those panties droppin'!! They'd start singin', "Take me in your Taco, take me, take me in your Taco"!!

Check out this link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y6kHe_6kGk

 

Spinners.... Me likey! I will warn you that the factory antenna will only support two ladies undergarments at once. Three and it will bend. I knew I should have gotten the long bed... I could have hauled two more bitches up in that thing!

 

this thread is nuts
http://www.hidden-3d.com/index.php?id=gallery&pk=240&gallery=animals

 

Thinking you are mistaking 'crazy' for just plain ole giggles?

That's 'cause they know that if one can't crawl a curb in 2wd one doesn't deserve to be at the mall........... much less have their attention.

 

Great, back to the drawing board. It was stupid for me to think that by simply dipping my balls that it would allow me to run with the real mall crawlers. You leave me no choice. I am going to apply for every charge card in existence and build a poser edition to your truck. Only this time I will follow the infinite wisdom of the others and add spinners, and a scooped hood. For a measly 28% interest and minimum payments for the next 25 years, I will quickly dominate mall crawling across the U.S.! Maybe with just the right amount of maple syrup and a passport....

 

Fine... Uncle, you win. I guess I will have to settle for the sloppy seconds that are wearing yoga pants that have never been to yoga.

 

Found this in the funny pics thread. Obviously yellow is a good color to dip my nuts... Do they make yellow plastiderp?

 

Man...What's not to like about that?! Two pretty little Taco hoes playing ball.