Embarassing Moments...

We've all had'em. Let's hear your story. Here's mine:

Went to the grocery store with my wife & mother (visiting). They went to the restroom while I waited outside. Having a short attention span combined with a lack of patience, I began to wander close by. I checked out the posted specials, missing children pics, etc.

Finally, in my peripheral, I noticed my wife was now out and apparently waiting for my mother. I casually strolled over with my primary attention still on my surrounding environment - and firmly smacked & squeezed her butt. Just as I put my arm around her, I saw my wife & mother standing 30 feet away, both with their hands over the front of their mouths.

I instantly recoiled. The woman I just groped whirled around with a look of shock & WTF on her face. While I was attempting to stammer out an apology & explain, my wife came to my rescue, explaining the case of mistaken identiity and pointing out their similiarities (hair, clothing, height, etc.).

The woman never uttered a word - just stared at us. Deeply embarrassed, I apologized again as we went on our way. Just as we were leaving, her husband walked out of the restroom. Keeping an eye on her as she explained it all to him, I gathered from her gestures that she had apparently thought I was him!

Of course, I took a good ribbing that evening from both my wife and mother - "Ya, leave him alone for a just a minute and he'll be grabbing some strange womans butt"...

That's my story and I'm sticking to it...

 

Funny stuff man...are you sure it wasn't planned?

 

You sure you didn't wanna just grab onto ass while your wifey wasn't there?

 

See how both our minds work.