Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Dick!

I have my own stock anchors

 

Umm..... no! Unless you have .ore than two snatch blocks

 

@TXSmiley , git 'em!

 

Actually. I won't get a lot of sleep tomorrow night. I'll probably be doing mock up placement of the winch along with making power runs.

 

Yeah. I wouldn't want to pull a scooter.

 

Oh no, Mr. Bill !!

I'm just going to hide over here behind Dennis.

 

I do believe that is the safest spot according to past gatherings although presumably you wouldn't know because if we aren't outside of D's donuts and chop, you aren't there

 

True and true

 

Just filed my tax return. Then I got a notification that said "Congratulations, we've determined you are poor. Therefore you will be refunded three times the amount of taxes you paid for 2015."

I'm still poor!

 

You have no... idea...

 

#brokestudentlife

 

I promise you this will change, and when it does, you will shed a tear.

 

Oh I know. I went from making a really good salary and paying plenty in taxes to being a full time student with no income. At least I got to enjoy the earned income credit twice.

 

Good stuff right there.

 

It's a scam!! Give me the money so I can hold on to it for you

 

The power of zero. Three times zero is still zero.

 

Just add salt

 

After I killed a few beers yesterday. I have come up with something that involves a liquor license and bartenders