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If I've learned anything from watching Fast and Furious it is that if you recklessly race cars and run from the cops you get lots of money and the panties drop. I think this kids on to something.

 

I cautiously drive my truck, got a radar detector, and still make panties drop. Probably because I'm beautiful

 

You also get hired by federal government agencies...

 

Seriously, especially in today's social media-ruled world.

I for one sure am glad I got through my teens/early adulthood just before cell phones came with cameras and internet access.

 

I survived somehow. I love it because I know exactly who to avoid from their Facebook statuses.

 

It's amazing how many parents there are in this thread when they're still virgins. Baffling!!

To the OP - go have fun NOW in your life, before college, before a real job, and before a family. Have fun, be irresponsible, and enjoy it. You sure as hell can't do it later in life.

 

Don't tell me what to do