What do you store in your backseat cubby area(s)?

Back when I drove Acura's, I bought four cars in a row from the same salesman. He knew everything there was to know about every car on their lot. I haven't met another sales guy like him since, and likely never will.

 

Well, then they don't have time to sell that vehicle to me.

 

In more than one way.

 

I have put nothing in there. With nothing in there it pretty much takes
up no space. The weight of nothing is basically nothing and does not affect my fuel mileage.
Since nothing takes up no space in there I can put something in there if
I feel like it and have plenty of room for more nothing also. If I decide to remove
some of the nothing it really doesn't matter because no more space is gained
to put something there.
I showed a friend some of the nothing under my rear
seats and she wasn't impressed at all. She said if she had that much nothing
in a space like that she would put a lot of something in there then she punched
me in the eye and she said nothing from nothing leaves nothing,
ya gotta have something, if ya wanna be with me........

Can you believe I actually took the time to type that up??

I think I will go drown myself now GOODBYE!!