MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

Insta-roach with the little wires than got caught in your carpet....

 

That's funny. I might have to repeat this one someday but I'd have to say effing instead of fuckin' because I'm opposed to using such vulgar language.

On a hot day, a light beer followed by a few handful more can really hit the spot.

You can... But that would make you a girl.

 

"men" who vape.

 

Having soft heels and delicate pretty hands

 

Choking after one hit

 

Watching the Food Network when Goodfella's is playing on the next channel over. There is no excuse

 

You been watching me take showers?

 

Due to my job I can no longer smoke, but when around those that due I LOVE IT!!!!!

So when I had to stopped smoking, flavored sweets/paper were just starting to take off (or I never knew about them in my 10 year smoking habit) and I only got to participate once or twice. It was nice.

 

Liking every post.

 

Loudly voicing opinion on who should be thrown off the island.

 

After one hit off what? I use to choke from time to time after a serious bong hit. However no one else would try to hit it that hard...so am I loosing my man card or are they?

 

Gotta cough to get off

 

Choking means you are going to go into the atmosphere. Opens up your lungs and allows some real adsorption. I like watching people who choke and cough for a solid minute straight, then seeing their face drift off after they settle back down.

 

Fuk yeah, you piece of garbage!
Just quoting Jim Norton.

 

Fucking a man in the ass and not even having the common decency to give him a reacharound.

 

Chip!!!

 

Buddy of mine use to spread honey on newspaper and smoke his like that from time to time. It was actually pretty damn smooth and had a hint of sweet to it. The couple times I tried the flavored sweets/papers it would leave a sweet flavor on your lips and sort of smooth out the experience, from what I remember.