Just saw the first Ridgeline

I apologize, I had no right to come into your cloistered coven and imperil anyone's manhood. Well I'm off to a cannon & Machine gun shoot on the coast in my 1st gen Ridge . No doubt I'll get more that the usual number of looks from Real Truckers considering the 3/5th scale Mountain Howitzer riding in the bed. With luck they will include an old Taco in the target field. It is quite remarkable the damage a 3/4 pound iron ball (1.701" diameter for non cannon folk) can do to an engine block. I guess you compensate with your Man Truck and I with my cannons.

 

WTF are you going on about?

 

Troll blather.

 

Hahaha! Red flag when he felt the need to compensate by saying he was going to a cannon and machine gun shoot! Haha!

 

Looks like a bigger version of a Subaru Brat.

 

Hey, don't insult Subaru like that.

 

I just noticed what he drives in his vehicle description. lol

 

I think I already admitted that.

Oh and anyone that has never attended a Cannon or Machine gun shoot; they are a blast. Literally.

All dick sizes and vehicles welcome.

 

You Taco drivers need to find your sense of humor.

 

But, where was the humor in your post? It just came across as rambling.

 

You see. That is exactly what I was getting at. You need to drive a Taco to feel superior to others. I don't. Wait, did I just get serious there?

 

How about the last sentence where I owned up to my own compensations?

 

Where did I say I'm superior than anyone? I just think the new Ridgeline looks like a fucking minivan.

 

I'm sorry I thought you laughed at what I drive? Maybe LOL has alternative meanings.

 

Well according to your profile, you drive a 1st gen Ridgeline, so I don't know how you came to that conclusion...lol

 

Survey says a truck is not a truck unless it has a picnic table grille on it.

 

A perfect place to make my exit. Cheers.

 

Oh, you mean like a Land Rover, then?

 

I absolutely agree with these thoughts, I could not have explained it better. This truck is for someone looking for a bit of size and the ability to haul some things from Home Depot. I actually drove one last week and was extremely impressed with how it drove. It feels more like an suv, I think this was their vision and plan when designing the truck. It's probably one of the nicest trucks I have driven, the power seems good and capable.