Confessions thread

In the 4th grade, we had a new korean kid that came to our school. My friend asked me how to say something to him in korean, so I told him how to say "your mom is a butthole," I told my friend that it meant, "hello, nice to meet you."

The new kid chased my friend around the playground for most of recess.

 

My friend threw a kegger in highschool. When we went to the store to get red cups, I somehow ended up in the medicine aisle. I found mint flavored LAXATIVE gum, and I stole like 4 packs (sorry God).

At the end of the night when the party got broken up, I emptied the 4 packs of gum into a small bowl, then I put the bowl of gum on the stand next to the door. I saw people walking out grabbing handfuls of this stuff so they didn't smell like alcohol.


https://youtu.be/LsMpxczieQs

 

This thread

 

I once dated a mother and daughter at the same and didn't even know til my ex brought me to her parents house for dinner....
The look on her mom's face was priceless... it didn't stop the mom from playing footie under the table and grabbing my junk when the daughter and husband wasn't looking. I never told my ex at the time because we weren't in a exclusive relationship... however the mom did tell me if my ex ever give me the blue balls she would take care of my needs. Her husband was always at work and loved to work while a gorgeous busty 42 yrs old blonde had no one to entertain her. All this happened when I was at rip age of 22 yrs old and just got out of the Marine Corps... Semper Fi

 

I have screwed a shit load of women.
Over 170 in my lifetime. All pretty damn good. No regrets in life, just lessons learned.

 

I set my coilovers to 3.5"




With 1/2" top plate spacers

 

I've been know to put it back empty.

 

Golf Clap.
Bravo, good show ol chap!

 

I lift stacked and it works great.

 

I'm batman....

 

I'm not circumcised

 

I chickened out at 142mph and lifted even though I had plenty of pavement left

 

When I see some asshole tailgating me and then whip around to try and pass I will try to box them out cause I too can be an asshole.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bbZ24PSDr4

 

I was too sick for work today

 

I attempted to drink a beer on both Saturday and Sunday but ended up having to pour more than half of each one out

 

Bought the wife a fishing pole yesterday. She's pretty smart though and new right away that it was really for me.

 

I was fondled by the boss's daughter......then the his wife later at the company's picnic...