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MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Mossyjaws, Jul 13, 2016.

  1. Aug 27, 2016 at 7:08 AM
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    CaptAmerica

    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    But would you wear them to the gun range?
     
  2. Aug 27, 2016 at 7:21 AM
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    Probably, there pretty damn comfortable. They make a nice mossy oak version.
    When I was deployed we were running security one day for some SF dudes Op. There was a dude everyone called mutant. He was like 6'4 280 all muscle, he wore a Daniel Boone coonskin hat, thickest beard I've ever seen and HE WORR black crocs and a white t shirt that read "I love water boarding children." It all just goes back to being comfortable with your manhood. - mutant can wear pretty much anything and make it look manly. A 6'0 170lbs call of duty hero with paler skin then the white walls in my apartment has to be a little more selective of the things he wears is he wants people to think of him as a "man"
     
  3. Aug 27, 2016 at 7:26 AM
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    CaptAmerica

    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    Fair enough.
     
  4. Aug 27, 2016 at 7:50 AM
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    se7enine

    se7enine MCMLXXIX

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    You're not a man for calling Mutant out on his crocs.
     
  5. Aug 27, 2016 at 8:01 AM
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    CaptAmerica

    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    Had a friend nicknamed Mongo. His mother called him that at 12. Massive. Had waivers from the Air Force for weight fitness standards because he was genetically half truck.

    Mongo did whatever the hell he wanted, and we were all okay with that.

    Damn near broke my arms when tacking on my stripes when I made SSgt, though. I still feel it over 20 years later.
     
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  6. Aug 27, 2016 at 8:30 AM
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    Knew a TacP that was like that.
     
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  7. Aug 27, 2016 at 9:46 AM
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    ThaiChillyTaco David aka Chilly aka Booty Freak

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  8. Aug 27, 2016 at 2:11 PM
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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    Funny you should mention that. He was combat crew, then became command post.

    In 1990...
     
  9. Aug 28, 2016 at 9:42 PM
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    Haha they just missed each other.... by 15 years
     
  10. Sep 3, 2016 at 9:05 AM
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    wilcam47 Keep on keeping on!

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    Everyone must know someone like that....we had a guy like that, we went to the bowling alley once and he picked up a bowling ball and set it on his shoulder and no lie the bowling ball looked small in comparison to his melon. The guy had retard strength as well. It didnt stop me and others from giving him crap all the time. Although if he ever caught you he would tie you into a pretzel.
     
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  11. Sep 3, 2016 at 11:48 AM
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    MrOlearhy

    MrOlearhy One day at a time. Sometimes minute by minute.

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    Small useful for me stuff.
    I've worked with a guy like that. Nicest guy in the world and more strength than any two normal people. I'm 5'11" about 190lbs and one day goofing off he came up behind me picked me up and tossed me about like a rag doll. Not damn thing I could do but laugh. It was funny/scary at the same time. True power.
     
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  12. Sep 3, 2016 at 3:50 PM
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    Not being able to start, use or do general maintenance on a chainsaw. I don't expect someone to be able to tear it down and throw a new crank in it, but if you can't change the sprocket, replace the bar, sharpen the chain, file the rakers or rebuild the carb you're not a man.
     
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  13. Sep 3, 2016 at 3:56 PM
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    23Skidoo A thirsty fish

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    Your argument is invalid, I can do all those things.
     
  14. Sep 3, 2016 at 3:58 PM
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    Electric chainsaws don't count
     
  15. Sep 3, 2016 at 6:54 PM
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    I threw all those junk parts out in order to be Ash from Evil Dead.

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Sep 4, 2016 at 8:11 AM
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    wilcam47 Keep on keeping on!

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    exactly...

    back to man card violations...

    screaming like a little girl when you see cockroach...I personally think they are gross but I dont run off screaming like a little girl when I see one. I worked with a guy that would jump on a table just to get away from a cockroach screaming like a girl...lol
     
  17. Sep 4, 2016 at 11:30 AM
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    Ouch man.
     
  18. Sep 4, 2016 at 2:35 PM
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    If you can't rebuilt a toilet from the wax ring to the handle and eat a sandwich in between you're not a man.

    If you have to go the doctor for the sniffles turn in your man card ASAP
     
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  19. Sep 8, 2016 at 8:37 AM
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    If this is your entire tool kit.....

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Sep 8, 2016 at 9:49 AM
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    se7enine MCMLXXIX

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    That's the VW Bug tool kit, cause that's all you need.
     
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