3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

Beat off until I get big calluses and a bleeding dick.

Actually....fever, shakes, and red blotches all over the body. Anything else, has no effect except for stupidness, bad emails and posts, and trip hazard. Oh ya, plus slurred talk with meaningless rants.

 

Damn, that sucks man. On very rare occasion, I get the red blotches. But they are isolated, and it seems to be when I'm dehydrated or simply drink too much.

 

Ya, Doctor said stay away, but he said the same thing about Quaaludes, so what the hell does he know.

 

YO YO YO dbag is back on tha block!!! Time to rave

 

Welcome home dbag!!! We missed ya!

 

Thanks dudes!!

 

Fuck yeah!! Sound like me with OUT beer. That would definitely suck man, sorry to hear that. On the other hand, you're not allergic to blow and hookers. So there's that.

 

@BullyM please come back. please. come. please?

and bring @Bcull with you. am I right?

 

@2016_dbag I think this post is for your welcome back party.https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/lemon-law-support-group-for-tacoma.450125/

 

Haha...I saw this one along with the other lemon thread. I guess some people think they got bad trucks. I dunno, I'm happy with mine. I'll be driving it for the next 15-20 years.

I honestly think the majority of the complainers are people that bought the truck and had no idea what they were buying. But that's just me, and that type of rhetoric got me a 7 day, so I'll leave it at that!

 

Now we got some guy trying to setup a lemon law support group. Really? Like ya, all of our trucks are a POS! Let's recall the entire lineup and ask Volkswagon (oops, Toyota) to buy back our vehicles.

 

I've learned to live by one very simple philosophy: Be happy with your decisions, or start making different decisions.

Edit: because beer.

 

Ya, that's a good philosophy. Then some lead me into their philosophy and I try really hard not to get 7 days off like you dbag. Got to cut back on the Friday drinking and posting to stay safe.

 

Nope. Not gonna do it. Fuck those fucking whiny fucks.

True story boys. Cap is gonna shit you some wisdom.

Y'all have heard of "bitching" and "whining." They look the same, and often sound the same, but are extremely different. Both involve the listing of things that are wrong. When bitching, you're listing the things that YOU are going to take responsibility for fixing. When whining, you're listing those things you expect other people to fix for you.

Bitching is a God-given right that shall not be impeded.

Whining will not be fucking tolerated.

That's a thread of and for whiners.

 

Kinda like reasons and excuses. It's too cold or its too wet or its too windy are excuses not reasons. My leg is broke in three places is a reason.

 

Hey @DesertTaco4x4, Can we add "Safe Place" to the title?

 

Cap is a philosopher I'm gonna leave it at that. His wisdom is legendary and is nothing to be debated with here.

 

welcome back boodroh!

 

This.

 

@smitty99 !!!!