Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

The one time in life that bewbs ruined everything!

 

That goes for practically every place near the base with women.

Particularly the bars. All trailer queens or 60 year old Asians in leather pants and smeared lipstick.

 

Finally got my hands on a cap. Been looking for one forever. So much rack, love the rack.

Thanks for the hook up, you know who you are.

 

You're welcome

 

Trying to take advantage, I admire your tactics.

 

I do. Which side you need? I have 1 full set. And one extra.

 

Both

 

What's wrong with 60 year old Asians in leather pants and smeared lipstick?

 

Nothing, maybe..

.. but these are the kind that will ask you to see why the lightbulb isn't working in the bathroom, even though you aren't there with any kind of business reason that relates to a bathroom, lightbulb, or electrical. Then you say sure just to be nice, they are a customer.. I'll burn a minute and see if the filament is bad or something.

Next thing you know you're cornered in a perfectly functioning bathroom, she's squeezing your crotch like it's a bean bag and you just want to get the fuck back in the truck.

Then for the next 5 years, whenever you go there to inevitably collect money on their outstanding balance issues, she says "no money today, my boss left no check," and you have to stand there and call HQ for a game plan while she sneaks behind you and start rubbing your shoulders.

The kinda chicks whose naughty bits probably look and smell like they have pack a day habits and spent 2 years living in a culvert in Winters.

 

what size?

 

I was kinda digging the story till I got to the end.

 

welcome back old chap

 

I spent 7 years managing a beverage company. I have all kinds of stories that'll make you spew.

Shit, I didn't drink soda or eat ice at restaurants for the first 2 years. Couldn't do it.

 

those were popular in Hawaii as well. tried it once, coffee was awful, never went back. don't care how cute you are... dont fuck up my coffee

 

I agree!
It really caught me off guard. I sure wasn't expecting to see that.

 

so maybe a dumb question but are the leaf springs the same between long and short beds?

 

@tyfoon11 yep

 

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