Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

True. My car is a fake...doesn't even have a cam...

 

That's kid was right your know

 

You're married now. no selling v to you.

 

Engaged. Agreed. I can't afford dat stuff

 

Yea, prostitutes get expensive

 

Depends what side of town you are

 

Let's keep the std to yourself.

 

Sweet

 

Wow. That's an excellent job done. It looks like it came like that.

 

i will share my own license plate on here, but that one isnt mine, so i do not feel right sharing the license plates of others on here. so yes the mug was added post picture taking. I didnt have a piece of paper or towel at the time to cover the plate. and i really really hate when ppl use their finger lol

 

Yep. Setting unrealistic body standards for mugs all over the world. The world we live in today.

 

All this time I thought you were talking about a viper

 

No, but there's one of those in the garage too.

 

I thought so

 

Y'awl be oozing V's

 

is it the weekend yet???

 

You want your truth or my truth?

 

For some people it is apparently. I just went to the gas station and got assaulted by an older drunk lady. It took literally every ounce of my self control not to bounce her ass off the ground. Let me give the bullet points of our encounter.

• Hispanic lady walks into the gas station asking if the people parked in front of the gas pumps could move so she could get gas.
• Old drunk black lady basically tells her to fuck off(she's blocking a pump)and that she could back up and use another gas pump on the opposite side.
• I tell the hispanic lady i'm the one trapped between the two pumps and am about to leave so she will be able to pull up.
• Old drunk black lady(now with a 40 in hand)says "What? You no speak english?" to the Hispanic lady.
  
• Looks at me and says "I dont think she speaks English"
• She then goes to walk past me and starts falling(shes wasted)grabs my shoulder to steady herself and almost rips my shirt completely off the one side.
• So now part of my bra is hanging out and I'm very pissed. I push her off me and she uses a chip display to gain her balance.
• She doesn't even acknowledge this happening and grabs another 40.
  
• I pull my shirt up, pay for my stuff while the cashier apologizes profusely and get the fuck out of there before I end up explaining to the police why I dropped a senior citizen.

Damn Dickinson people.

 

wtf dickinson